Sunday, August 03, 2008

He Didn't Really???

Oh, yes he did.

We finally had one of those "kids say the darndest things" moments...

While visiting a friend this evening, Itty Bit ran through the kitchen then put on the brakes. He walked right up to her and I thought he might be considering a bit of unusual hug generosity.

Turns out he was a bit fascinated (I really searched for the right word here... mesmerized, amazed by,,, you get the idea) by her, ahem, cleavage.

Don't get me wrong, she has a fantastic figure, and happened to be wearing a shirt that was, well.. rather "enhancing" her assets.

As she bent down for the expected hug, Itty Bit just stared incredulously, then finally pronounced loudly, "BOOBIES".

I wanted to melt into the kitchen island I was leaning on.

As if that wasn't bad enough, Mr. Daddy hadn't quite caught it and wanted to know what the laugher was all about. Somehow I managed to stammer "BOOBIES" and thought that was enough for him to catch on.

My sweet friend was very understanding (she has a little guy of her own), but how on earth do you get a 2-year old to understand that we don't talk about those kind of things? Especially when Mr. Daddy high-fives you for it?

Yes, we are talking a major time-out on this one (for Mr. Daddy) :)


Anonymous said...

Just two weekends ago, Abby walked up to my dad and asked "Do you have a penis?"
Jon was next to him and heard the whole thing, then told me. OhMyGosh... My dad thought it was funny, it was just all too innocent.

Sara said...

I love it! Cute story. :)


Mr. Daddy said...

Mr. Daddy speaks out (from time out):( I am innocent, yes I did ask for a HIGH FIVE!!! But for a totally different reason than is portrayed in this post......

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