No, Yes, I Don't Know?

Our workplace recently encouraged all employees to take an online health profile evaluation provided by our respective insurance companies.

Check out the below screen I encountered... (click, then select 'full size' in upper left to enlarge)

If it doesn't immediately strike you as odd that you can select the option of "I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER DELIVERED A CHILD OVER 9 POUNDS", then you are either a man, or you are a woman with an amazing pain threshold who should teach the rest of us how you do it.

For women who have done this on more than one occasion... I am in awe of you (yes, I mean you Ms. Ice Cream Diary).