Sunday, October 12, 2008

Not Me Monday!

It’s Not Me Monday again!

It was not me who picked up a jacket and wondered just how much snot on the shoulder was “too much”… just so I wouldn’t have to wash it again so soon.

It wasn’t me who had three crazy girls over to make truffles. See, that’s not my house, right?
And it sure wasn’t me who entertained them with burps on command…

It was not me who told the kiddo to quit being rough with the dishes… then not follow through until one got smashed. And both of us were of course not barefoot amongst the shards.

It wasn’t me who swapped the ranch mix with the CHIPOTLE ranch mix and pretty much rendered our entire huge batch of roasted potatoes fiery hot and inedible. (Anybody brave enough? We have a rather large bowl left…)

It was not me who was too distracted to see Itty Bit sneak a jar of seasoning off the counter. But I most certainly was the one who noticed the lovely shade of orange that our white carpet is enjoying.

What have YOU not been doing this week?


Jennifer said...

So funny! Great Not Me's, I enjoyed reading them and seeing the pics of the goofy girlies!

He & Me + 3 said...

Great list. My little one made a cake in the middle of the hall carpet with vanilla & oil & cinnamon before husband didn't realize. I was out shopping at the glorious time. Big Fun. Happy cleaning!

Anonymous said...

oh carpet huh? And OMG on the chipotle! TOTALLY inedible....

Enjoyed reading!

Shanan Strange said...

Your blog is adorable! Found you on MckMama and wanted to drop in and say Hello!

Killlashandra said...

Rough with the dishes and bare feet among the shards, eep! Glad there were no injuries there.

Although I like the seasoning on the carpet myself. W.W. once dumped almost the entire container of cayenne pepper into a pasta dish one night when no one was looking. ;)

Weeksie50 said...

It looks like they were having a blast..

Did they turn out yummy.

I could never make myself burp. No fair.

Amie said...

"How much snot is too much".. TOO FUNNY and SO NOt my life.

Truffles and burbing?! You sound like too much fun. Next time, I want to come!