Sunday, November 16, 2008

Not Me Monday!

The woefully anticipated day is here…

That’s right, another round of

NOT ME MONDAY!



This week, it was not me who clamped my hand over my son’s mouth when he started saying loudly,
NAKED, NAKED, NAKED
in public
for no apparent reason
My kiddo isn’t weird like that…

It was also not me who was not quite quick enough to keep aforementioned kiddo from picking up a piece of popcorn off the floor and shoving it in his mouth. DISGUSTING!

Of course it wouldn’t have been me who posted about some foreign language instructions that included “
Y HORNEE!” and laughed and laughed about it. That would have been totally juvenile.

It was not me who steered my mom away from a bazaar booth by saying, “no Mom, that seller was rude to me and Jen like three years ago”. That would be silly, I wouldn’t carry a grudge past two years.

It was not me who got all up in a lovely “stubborn” 7-year old’s face and told her firmly, “Honey, get your butt back down the slide, you’re gonna hurt the little kids coming up the wrong way like that.” She would have sassed me back, and I would have given her the next-step-up look that would have convinced her to quickly remove herself from my view. I’d only do that if I had two little lovies to look out for and darned if she wasn’t too big for that toy! Not that it happened, but I think she went looking for her mama after.

Not me who climbed over the fence a million times this weekend – despite my husband’s insistence that I use the gates. Come on… Mr. Daddy built ‘em strong – why work off my baby fat by going the long way to the gate?

It was not me who got more than a little scared trying to rein in a freaked-out horse running circles around me on a short lead line. As she stood trembling next to me snorting at the woods, it was not me who patted her neck and said, “don’t worry baby, I know karate”.

OH.MY.GOSH, where did that come from?
(Jen, you are still sworn to secrecy about the origins of that phrase).

And it is certainly not me who is secretly hoping Mr. Daddy feels sorry for her in the morning (cough cough sniffle sniffle) so he won’t go on his business trip this week…


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21 comments:

He And Me + 3 said...

Rachel,
YOu are so funny. I never have to cover my sons mouth when he blurts in public. I am busting a gut over here. I also think the Y Hornee is hysterical. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Stacy Cotheran said...

My kids will pick up anything and eat it..they're so gross. But then they say God made dirt!!! Very funny Not Me's!

Susan @ fivemangoes said...

SO funny! :) Thanks!
Susan

Kameron said...

Geeze, how long do they just eat anything off of the floor? My boy does it all the time. I am on constant look out!

Anna said...

so funny! i definitely laughed out loud! watch out for those stubborn 7 yr olds...i would have done the same thing! don't mess w/ my kiddo :) happy monday!

kay said...

Great post! The naked thing made me laugh. (:

Mom Of Many said...

I have to say, the NAKED screaming reminds me of something our oldest said/did when she was about 2-1/2....but I can't post it or your blog will be banned from cyberspace...suffice it to say, yours made me laugh and reminded me of ours and laughed some more...

Pinkalicious said...

Oh, Rachel, you crack me up. I've been enjoying your posts even though I took a small blogging hiatus. I also wanted to comment on your hearing posts.....even those who do hear make fools of themselves. Case in point, I am very guilty of saying "You, too," when workers say, "Come again." :)

Oh, and I'd climb over the fence too rather than walk all the way to the gate! :)

Sara

Brooke said...

Great Not Me! Monday list. I've found another new, fun blog to follow :)

My Ice Cream Diary said...

What a fun way to start a Monday morning! I like this idea. But there is just so much I "don't" do. For instance I certainly don't sign up to take a nice home cooked meal to a family who's mother has cancer and then take them 2 boxes of pizza and a box of drumstick ice cream cones. That would just be tacky.

Stacy said...

What is with these small ones and blurting out embarrassing things in public??? More than once I have wanted to hide when Kai has asked me questions about certain people in public. Things that are rude to say but they don't understand. They are just curious. *sigh*

I am totally a grudge carrier, too. You're not alone there. ;)

Killlashandra said...

Who needs gates? I swear everyone in my family would rather climb through the pipe fence or over the cattle panel. I can so relate to that one. ;)

Ah well, naked doesn't surprise me one bit. Just wait, those little phrases get better as he gets older. W.W.'s certainly have. LOL

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