Sunday, January 04, 2009

Not Me Monday!

Looks like we're back in business after Stellan's terrific news of recovery and getting to go home..! Here's the weekly therapy carnival of Not Me Monday!

Not me or Mr. Daddy who laughed uncontrollably when Itty Bit did a major face plant after spinning on a chair for 5 minutes. That’d just be mean.

Not me who teased Mr. Daddy about last year’s Christmas tree dismantling… when he left the tree stand ON THE TREE when he set it on fire. It most definitely was me who bought a cheap replacement this year in case of a repeat.

Not me who listened to Mr. Daddy tell me all week I needed to quit letting one of the horses push me around, then feel a twinge of validation when said horse got pushy with him. (I’m sorry honey and I really love you for going out and feeding them in the snow).

Itty Bit did not get into some clean laundry while I was reading the blog aloud to my mother. He did not loudly pronounce BOOBIES while holding up a bra.

And he most definitely was not wearing said BOOBIES 60 seconds later…

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It was not me who snapped a surprise picture of Mr. Daddy helping Itty Bit set up some train tracks. It was not Mr. Daddy who took one look at the picture and asked if I'd meant to give him horns.

WHAT?


There's no way I could have done that more perfectly if I'd tried.

If I had, I would not have captioned it "Nice Rack"...

Mr. Daddy's take was, "Oh great, now everyone will think I'm horn-y!"

Check the other ones out!

17 comments:

Following Him said...

I LOVE your NMM! Can't believe we both made the top 20? Happy Monday and tell Mr.Daddy the horny thing cracks me up!
~Elyse~

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

I gotta say, that is a great picture! I love his caption even more!

MegB said...

Great Not Me's!! I was laughing so hard at what your little boy did with your bra!

Mrs. Not-so-Domesticated said...

I'm laughing still about the bra, they really do say the darndest things...love your Not Me's!

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

Oh...boys and their Boobies...they learn so young.

I love the pic of Mr Daddy!!

Kristie said...

The horn pic was perfect....I love it!!

He And Me + 3 said...

Oh My Word...I am peeing my pants over here. Your Not Me mondays are hysterical this week. I love the picture....that is classic & the boobies is so something Kolby would say. Heck...they were all funny, I could go on, but just know I am still laughing as I type. "nice rack" LOl

blueviolet said...

I can't believe that wasn't planned out. Awesome!

Dana-from chaos to Grace said...

OMG that IS perfect!! Yes, please let him know we said he has a nice rack! LOL

They call me mommy said...

Definately a nice rack! LOL

All these B's and Me! said...

I laughed so hard at the BOOBIES one!! Too funny.

kay said...

Awesome post, it kept me laughing! It sounds like good times are to be had in your house. (:

Jessi Dawn said...

Nice blog! I love the picture of Itty Bit and the winter snow. Wow. That's gorgeous! Found you on MckMama's Not Me List! Blessings,Jess

Killlashandra said...

The horns are wonderful. ;)

As for bras, I think all little kids get into them, literally, eventually. W.W. ran off with one of his sister's when I was doing laundry one time. Although I couldn't quite manage to get the picture though I did try.

Candi said...

LOL! Nice picture :) Have a great week!

Stacy said...

LOL...love the "horny" Mr. Daddy. What great timing on that one!

Well, don't feel bad about laughing at Itty bit. I do that to our kids, too. Especially when they walk into walls or things because they aren't paying attention (as usual!).

Brooke said...

The picture of Mr. Daddy was just too funny! At first glance, I really thought he was wearing them!