Sunday, February 22, 2009

Not Me Monday!

It’s Not Me Monday again!

Come join MckMama for some free therapy!

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After picking up a sleepy Itty Bit from his nap, he did not loudly sneeze on my cheek, burp in my face, and footchie on my arm all within five seconds of opening his eyes. It was quite a rude awakening for both of us.

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After the kiddo doused himself with half a bucket of carwash soapy water, it was not me who ran him to the house to throw his clothes in the wash after Grandma said, “you better rinse that out, there’s Clorox in there”.

In the panic of dumping his cute outfit into the washing machine, I did not also include the carwash-water-soaked diaper in the load and return to find a very clean albeit shredded diaper.

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While showing the house to a potential renter, my son did not choose that moment to fill his pants. That would have been rather suspicious timing, wouldn’t you say?

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I did not SO appreciate all the comment love this week. I did not love that my bloggy friends were willing to commiserate with me on my hard day, then celebrate the I Heart Faces win. You guys totally do not rock.

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I did not get slightly annoyed when I looked back through our picture files to find all of these taken within a couple of days.
Honey, we need to talk. I thought we were past that whole, “Baby Got Back” episode
Please, no more cracks about it, I'm still recovering from being the butt of so many jokes. And no, the tow truck driver never did come after us.

(Why, yes, I do only have one pair of jeans that fit and they are FALLING APART… why do you ask?)

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It wasn’t Mr. Daddy who had been snacking next to me a few moments ago. And I kid you not, just two seconds ago, I did not see Itty Bit intently pluck something from my sock and immediately stick it into his mouth. When I asked him what it was, he did not nonchalantly say, “popcorn”. EWWWW.

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So… go check out what everyone else didn’t do this week!

12 comments:

He And Me + 3 said...

Your not me Mondays are always so great. Congrats big time on the I heart Faces win. That picture was awesome..I told you it was a winner. Loved it! Your backside is tiny...& I love jeans that are gently broken in...no other kind is worth owning:) You should see the holes in mine:) Happy Monday!

Carebear said...

Cracking me up! The last one with the popcorn put me over the edge! Reminded me of my own post a few days ago about my little Beast chewing on a part from our toilet! Ewww! What are they thinking?! Your header is beautiful and site lovely. Although, I have to see, I felt a little weird/guilty laughing while listening to news feed from 9/11. Not a laughing matter that.

Following Him said...

The popcorn deal totally has me in stiches! Have a great Monday girl!
~Elyse~

Kelli said...

Great Not Me! Monday!! I have not accidentally put a diaper in the wash too! It was not totally gross either. I also don't have just one pair of pants that I like to wear. Congrats again on your I heart faces win! After seeing you post, I decided I would give it a try this week.

Sarah said...

I hate when kids do stuff in your face (sneeze, burp, cough). It's so gross. I never got use to that, well that and puke. I almost dropped a kid once because I was trying to avoid a sneeze in the face. I didn't just admit that. You read nothing.

Kameron said...

I have also washed a diaper. Before I figured out what I had done I couldn't, for the life of me, figure out what the gel stuff was all inside the washer! Congrats again on your win!!

All these B's and Me! said...

I knew you had to win that contest after seeing last weeks picture! Congrats Mama!! That's awesome!

Your not me's had me dying laughing.

Pam said...

Is it just me? Who the heck puts Clorox in the bucket to wash a car?!

And the diaper in the washer, that's a good one. Bet you weren't fishing that stuff out forever.

Mr. Daddy's got a thing for your backside as evidenced by all of those recent pictures. Wonder what it could be?

And my children are not above plucking snacks from wherever they may hide, either. So don't feel bad.

Have a great week,
Pam

Stacy said...

I think I've put a diaper in the wash once before. I'm just so glad I haven't had to deal with diapers for a good year or so LOL!

Love those pictures of YOU. Only a man, eh? ;)

Oh, and yes...Clorox in the car wash water?? Just the fact that you wash the car yourself is impressive, though. Our kids get such a kick in going through the carwarsh at the gas station it is worth the money for that. We get a play by play of what is happening to the car the whole time. :)

Killlashandra said...

Popcorn! I love it. You know W.W. has just gotten to the point where he's not he exact opposite of that stage. He used to do similar things with whatever happened to be close on the floor. Must be food right? HAH! Nowadays as 4 fast approaches everything is trash and MUST be thrown away. It's just too much some days. ;)

Considering I don't have a single pair of pants that fit, you're way ahead of me.

Wayne said...

hey great not me monday

I'm doing a new post called Tell a joke tuesday. It has mr linky so you can share your jokes or funny story that happend to you with the world

I hope you will join in
it starts in about 5 hours

Rissa said...

Hey.. congrats on the I heart faces win..
Loved your not me's... gotta love kids for their unpredictable moments huh??
Have a great week!!