Saturday, March 07, 2009

None of that sissy stuff

A coworker sent me this email... thought I'd share it, cause Lord knows I'm probably not the only one who could use a laugh today :)


Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off... after I laugh my butt off!!

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask, because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.


Pam said...

That's funny!

He & Me + 3 said...

Everytime I read this I crack up, because the one about being sick is sooooooooooooo ME. As well as the falling down one...I can't help but laugh.
Too funny.
My BF sent that to me a while back and had me busting a gut.
Thanks for another laugh!

Unknown said...

Very cute! Everyone needs to laugh! It's good medicine!

Kameron said...

God know I needed a laugh right now. Thanks for obliging!

Stacy said...

That is so cute...thanks for sharing it!

Karin said...

Oh my gosh...I am dying laughing!! Thank you for leaving a comment on my blog. Now I can start reading yours and laugh my head off! :)