Sunday, March 01, 2009

Not Me Monday!

It’s Not Me Monday again!

Come join MckMama for some free therapy!

This week, I did NOT blog about some silly thing like man-made gas. That would be totally juvenile. We don’t talk about footchies in our house…

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It is not my kid who has a licking phase going on right now. When I am busy and he wants my attention… I do not get a big ol’ lick on the arm. Guess that would be better than BITING, right?

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Not me who shrieked and nearly fell over when I realized Itty Bit had won the iHeartFaces Wonder theme.

Not me who screamed and did a happy dance when I realized that I was one of iHeartFaces Fan of the Week because of my story of stalking running into someone I recognized from their entry!

Umm yeah... no screaming or general freaking out about iHeartFaces lately...

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Oh good Lord. It is not my kid who was loving every second of being in his tractor undies. He did not point out and name every piece of heavy equipment…

BULLDOZER!
EXCAVATOR!

Then look straight down at the center and loudly proclaim, “BIG ONE!”

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It was not my sweet co-worker who ran into me with a plate of cake. Not me who had chocolate frosting smeared all over my BOOB. It was not four of us who stood next to the cake mess on the floor and laughed hysterically. Umm yeah… and it wasn’t me who walked around with a file folder in front of my chest all afternoon.

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Not me who encountered a tense bomb-technician job this week when Itty Bit fell asleep with not one, but TWO motion activated toys in his bed. I did not manage to extract both of the toys without incident at 1am: a fire truck and a police car with insanely loud sirens.

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Not me who met a very nice couple for the first time and within an hour had already told the BOOBIE, PERCY, and BIG ONE stories. I am not totally sure that they will think us forever weird and come up with random excuses to avoid meeting us again.

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So… go check out what everyone else didn’t do this week!

15 comments:

Following Him said...

Hilarious...at 1 AM I would have left it alone...hilarious again!
~Elyse~

Pam said...

Well, I certainly hope that you grabbed a spoon and scraped all of that yummy, chocolate frosting from your shirt before it hit the floor and became INEDIBLE! That's what I would have done anyway.

And as for the licking, I caught my 5 yr old mindlessly licking an old cell phone today as she watched something on TV. People may read this and wonder if I feed the child. But if they followed me on Twitter, they'd see that I believe she may actually have a tapeworm!

Have a most wonderful week,
Pam

He And Me + 3 said...

Yes, I would have to agree, licking is better than biting...cause I don't think anyone got kicked out of preschool for licking. LOL
OMGosh about the cake boob. Too funny.
Love the undies too..."big One" they all think that. LOL
You are just cracking me up this week.
great NMM:)
Have a wonderful week my friend!

Christi said...

Ha Ha Ha...

The underwear one cracks me up! Big one! LOL

Oh my, I'm still laughing.

Brooke said...

I am NOT eager to see what you have in store for us this week with I Heart Faces! You have every right to do all the happy dancing you want!

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

Congrats on the big win! That is exciting. I am with Pam in hoping you scraped that frosting off and ate some! Yummy!

Kelli said...

Too funny!! My middle child is going through a licking stage too....at least I hope it is a stage!! The bomb technician job is hilarious!! That is exactly why I take the batteries out of most of my boys' toys!! Congrats again on your win!!

I have question: What kind of camera do you use?? We are thinking about buying a new one soon and I have no idea what to get!

Killlashandra said...

I love the cake story. I can just see that one, but rather than a file folder, see that's why I always have a shawl hanging up on my door. I have had one too many of those coffee missing the mouth mornings. ;)

I would have to say licking is better than biting. W.W. is into giving us all raspberries on our arms whenever possible. Maybe that's next. LOL

Stacy said...

Licking is much preferable to the biting...believe me, I've been there! The do odd things, don't they??

Oh, I would have gone home if I was covered in cake LOL! "Sorry, I'll be working from home for the rest of the day due an accident." ;)

OH, and the noisy contraptions in the bed...I've so been there, too. ONly it is usually a book and I'll accidentally hit one of the noise buttons on it because I thought it was JUST A BOOK. You are truly gifted if you were albe to extract them without waking the child. :)

Elaine said...

You are cracking me up. You deserved the happy dance this week...

Stacey said...

Hee-hee-hee good ones!!!

Melissa said...

GreatNMM's ~ I love the cake story ! That had to be a hoot!

Tim said...

Both the car and the fire truck would have gone off on me im sure.

Great not me's!

Love and Prayers,

Tim

Kameron said...

Licking is absolutely better than biting. Nate went through that phase and sometimes still sneak attacks me from behind...usually when my hands are covered in dinner and I can't push him away!! You are so cute with the i heart faces stuff! I would be as excited as you!!

Carebear said...

LOLOL! Funny Not Me's! Your house sounds so much like mine. If we knew you in real life, we definitely wouldn't come up with random excuses to avoid you - we LIKE your stories. But seriously -who calls them "footchies"? Weird. *wink*