Monday, March 30, 2009

True Story Tuesday

Yeah baby! It's True Story Tuesday time!

Thank you so much for joining last week with your funny stories and hilarious comments - we loved them! Hope you got a quick tour of some of some terrific bloggy friends.

While I sacrificed my reputation last week (yeah right), this week I thought it only fair to let Mr. Daddy and Itty Bit in on the fun.

And just to show how easy-peasy it is to link up an already written story, I'm pulling one from the archives, adding the next mortifying chapter and letting y'all feel ever so normal in comparison to us :) This is from last summer - this won't be news to some of you who have known us for awhile, but hey, embarrassment is always a great ice breaker, right?

So here's the original link to He Didn't Really ... and here's the extended version:


He Didn't Really
Oh, yes he did.

We finally had one of those "kids say the darndest things" moments...

While visiting a friend this evening, Itty Bit ran through the kitchen then put on the brakes. He walked right up to her and I thought he might be considering a bit of unusual hug generosity.

Turns out he was a bit fascinated (I really searched for the right word here... mesmerized, amazed by... you get the idea) by her, ahem, cleavage.

Don't get me wrong, she has a fantastic figure, and happened to be wearing a shirt that was, well... rather "enhancing" her assets.

As she bent down for the expected hug, Itty Bit just stared incredulously, then wide-eyed finally pronounced loudly, "BOOBIES".

Oh.good.Lord

I wanted to melt into the kitchen island I was leaning on.

As if that wasn't bad enough, Mr. Daddy hadn't quite caught it and wanted to know what the snorting and laughter was all about. Somehow I managed to stammer "BOOBIES" and I watched him break into a big smile.

As my friend and her boyfriend laughed uncomfortably, Mr. Daddy loudly called Itty Bit to his side.

"Come here!"

"High Five!"

"That's my boy!"

What?!? Are you kidding me??? I thought he was trained better than that. I was M.O.R.T.I.F.I.E.D.

Terrific behavior from both of my boys, no?

We quickly excused ourselves, Mr. Daddy still chuckling, Itty Bit long since interested in an un-boobie toy, and me telepathically letting Mr. Daddy know just how much trouble he was in.

He'd barely strapped Itty Bit into his car seat and fastened his own seatbelt before I lit into him.

Me: "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?"

Mr. Daddy: "What? I thought it was funny?"

Me: "Oh, you thought that was funny? You totally embarrassed me in front of both of them."

Mr. Daddy: "What? It was just a little 'footchie' (fart)...?"

Me: "Footchie? He said BOOBIE!"

Mr. Daddy: (turning various shades of crimson)

Uhh, yeah... they haven't invited us over since...

(Who says I'm the deaf one? Hearing people can get into just as much trouble ;)

Sooo... you know you want to. Find that great story that makes you laugh or gasp in amazement. Even if it's buried in your archives. We'll be glad you shared.

14 comments:

Following Him said...

Oh my goodness...that is HILARIOUS!!!
~Elyse~

Elaine at Matters of the Heart) said...

I am laughing really hard out loud... Oh my, way too funny. I will link up tomorrow, hubby is calling my name to watch a show. Better run...

Shanda said...

You are SO right! Hearing people DO get into just as much trouble!!! That was hilarious! For the record...my husband & I would have laughed with you all and definitely had you over again!

Pulled out another archive for today (although not sad like last time!)

Paige said...

Great story. It's a toss up sometimes who you want to strangle most.... little ones or husbands.

Carebear said...

So, so funny! Love it. I have a million funny stories to tell, but have been suddenly and strangely moved by the Spirit to write a long, more serious post for today. I know that's totally out of character for me, but it needed to be done. I do hope you'll come read it and get something out of it. Thanks!

wife.mom.nurse said...

That is a classic! Oh my gosh...can we all say embarrassing again-together!

LOL!

He And Me + 3 said...

OH MY! This story was before I started following along because you know I would have had some good laughs over this one then and now. Too funny!
Why do guys think bodily functions deserve high fives?
Cracking up at Mr. Daddy:)

Pam D said...

Girl, HOW am I supposed to even follow that? Seriously... that is stinkin' hilarious! Remind me to bring turtlenecks when I come visit you... ;<) (and oh, the stories I could tell about my boy and that particular part of the anatomy... let's just say that the fascination, it does begin at a very early age!). Loved it!

Lelia Chealey said...

That is so funny!!! Thanks for the laugh! Nice to "meet" you. :)

Stacy said...

Sorry I'm late...I will blame my awful memory!

I remember that story from last summer, and it is just as funny now LOL! Boys will be boys! ;)

Mr. Daddy said...

Some how I think I became the Butt of that story again......

You just got to know that I am totally innocent.....Yea that's it...

My story and I'm stinking to it...

Mom Of Many said...

I gasped when I read Mr. Daddy's high fives...I thought, "What am I going to have to do? Drive there and kick him in the shins?" So glad to hear that he had misunderstood...otherwise I had my keys in my hand. =)

WOuld love to do True Story Tuesday, but seriously, since the fire, I can't remember anything. No joke. Pray for my memory. I know we have boatloads of funny/embarassing stories, but at this point, just drawing a blank. sad heart.

Pam said...

How had I missed that one along the way. I see I'm going to have to go back to the beginning of your blog, AGAIN, and find at what point I left off. Then I'll simply start again from there.

That's a good one!

Killlashandra said...

Boobies is just the beginning, you know that right? LMAO