Monday, April 06, 2009

A bird story. True Story Tuesday by Mr. Daddy


As you all know that as soon as I post a comment on a blog, Rach races in to do damage control...
(you would think that she doesn't trust me or something) *snicker*

If you didn't read it yourself, Pam (from
Twenty Little Piggies) posted a really funny story about some birds invading her house. I posted a comment about a Bird incident that happened when I was much younger. Rach thought that it was funny, me I fail to see the humor. I didn't get a decent meal for weeks...

When I was MUCH younger I worked nights for a big logging company. We always seemed to have too much time on our hands to goof off, and I had gone to school with several of the guys in the shop. We caught a bird one night and put it in this guy's lunch box,,,,, he didn't notice and when his wife opened it up to clean it the next morning the bird flew out......


Well, needless to say I got most of the blame and as she and I where in the same class and pretty good friends. WELL,,, have you heard the old saying "hell hath no fury like a woman's wrath"!!! Yea! pretty much a true statement.

She was also a waitress at the restaurant that we gathered and ate at before heading to work :( I did not get an unsabotaged meal for months... Paper cooked to my burgers, toothpicks stuck in secret places in my food, and probably lots of stuff I never found or knew about... Never liked jalapeno's much, but you can develop a taste for them, and Tabasco sauce, a totally acquired habit. And how in the world can a steak be seared black on the outside and totally frozen in the middle??? Maybe that's why my stomach is all messed up...

And here I've been blaming Rach's cooking:::: Sorry DEAR!!!!!!!!!! Yes DEAR!! I apologize...

P.S. if you don't hear from me for a while.........

CHECK THE DOG HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

~

Join along! Post your links to your True Story below - even a goodie from your archives... anything that is outrageous, amazing, funny, and mostly true!

18 comments:

Rachel said...

Ouch! You even manage to make me laugh when you're slinging insults about my cooking, DEAR!

I love you - thank you for agreeing to write this - even though I had to twist your arm and beg and plead and otherwise make your life miserable until you sat down and pounded it out.

I think you're a funny man and I'm glad your mine.

But no bird surprises around here...

Mr. Daddy said...

OK DEAR!!!!
but you will always have to put up with the Bats in my Bellfrey!!!!

Pam D said...

OK.. I got up early to find a "recycled post".. only to realize that I'm really not all that funny. Nice. Anyway.. I did NOT get eaten by bears and am alive and well. Nor did I eat a bear.. or any other crazy stuff foisted upon me by a mad waitress. Oh, Mr. Daddy... I bet you were that kid who put the frog in your teacher's desk, weren't you? And I BET that it's gonna come back and bite you in the bahookey (as my boy would say) as Itty Bit gets bigger.... ;>)

Lisa said...

SOOO funny. I can only imagine the look on that poor womans face with she opened that lunch box. I had another story in mind, but now I am inspired in the fowl department......

wife.mom.nurse said...

")

LOL!

oops, sorry rachel!

Shanda said...

My dad always loved playing tricks on his co-workers - made the work day a little more exciting for him I think! We (the family) got to witness & experience many "paybacks." It was fun in a lot of ways though and he was great friends with those same co-workers long after he retired. They formed a group who would golf together a couple times a month (as retirees) and they called themselves, "The Moron Open." ;)

Stories make life much more fun! Thanks for staring this Rach!

Stacy said...

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that you are such a prankster, Mr. Daddy LOL! That poor woman, but at least she got to give you some comeuppance. ;) Sounds like she gave and gave and gave!

Pam said...

So glad that y'all shared Mr. Daddy's bird story. It was MUCH too funny to only tell me!

And see, now Lisa has a fowl story herself. There are going to be bird flying all over bloggyland after this!

Elaine at Matters of the Heart) said...

Oh yes Mr Daddy, the dog house it is. I'm pretty sure you might not get any meals for awhile after that one.

Very funny, and not the cooking Rachel, the bird...

You two are so cute.

Off to write my True Story. Have a blessed day.

He And Me + 3 said...

Oh my goodness. That was too funny. I would have done the same thing to your meals. LOL
You both crack me up...commenting back and forth.
Thanks for sharing Mr. Daddy:)

Carebear said...

LOL - great revenge. Can't believe the bird went unnoticed - and stayed alive - inside a lunchbox. Crazy story!

Following Him said...

Oh my goodness...what a story :)

Rachel...saw your comment and I have been praying HARD. Thanks for the comment. It made me smile :)
~Elyse~

Killlashandra said...

Oh I think it was a pretty good joke actually. I'm sorry her sense of humor didn't think so but you do seem to have survived the food sabotage ok. ;)

melody is slurping life said...

How is so easy for me to see Mr. Daddy pulling this stunt?

Loving it.

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