Not Me Monday!

Monday already?!

Hopefully we’ll have good news from MckMama soon.

Please click on Stellan’s pic in the sidebar for the latest updates. Still praying for a miracle for his heart and a quick trip home.

Come join for some free therapy!

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Hey, ready for a puke-free episode? So… this week we’re onto POOP! I mean, cuz apparently puke isn’t gross enough. Even though I managed to make a bunch of redneck hunters gag with last week’s story…

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So what do you want to know about POOP? Howsabout the lovely transitioning from throw up to blow out? Sure, that didn’t happen around here. And of course it didn’t happen all the way up the kid’s back to his neck.

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Oh, you didn’t get enough of the POOP? (yeah, my mom is gonna be mortified to see how many times I didn’t type that in ALL CAPS). Any of you ever have to deal with a diaper full of little marbles? You know… perfectly round and threatening to roll out? What on earth would you do if they did?

Nevermind… didn’t happen anyway.

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And since our sick kiddo is such a fountain of hygienic functions… I did not catch him pulling a tulip out of a vase and realize that he was DRINKING the vase water. That’s not, like, baaaaad for you or anything, riiiiiight?

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So… go check out what everyone else didn’t do this week!



Hey y’all – come back tomorrow for this week’s True Story Tuesday – where we link to stories that actually happened… ya know, in real life. Join in – we’d love to hear the unedited version of a Not Me episode!