All those tales of mischief and mayhem in our household and in (heaven forbid) public...
The recent kick that Itty Bit is on after watching Madagascar 4,863 times and suddenly realizing he's terrified of lions? Yeah, awesome mommy, huh?
Sometimes, maybe there's just a simple act of love that can go a long way toward evening out the scales. Some small sacrifice that makes up for nearly all of your parenting flaws.
I give you Exhibit A:
And he was a breastfed baby.
I rest my case.