Sunday, June 07, 2009

Not Me - Revenge Edition

Alrighty... y'all get to play along with us this week. Cuz alla you silly people were part of the Not Me's that happened last week!

Your comments didn't leave me in stitches. Nope, not me.

Nor did they make Mr. Daddy laugh obnoxiously loud every time he read another one that encouraged his inner troublemaker.

Y'all are not possibly a wee bit naughty for egging on Mr. Daddy's onslaught of embarrassing photos. And I'm not gonna admit y'all were pee-your-pants funny.

So... here are our non-responses to a few of your outrageous comments this week!
Remember, it didn't start here, where I giggled about Mr. Daddy's reaction to an item of maternity clothing.

Truly, sweet Shanda got the silly little idea started:


Well, I did have one photo...
Here were a few reactions. Lord did I not know y'all pretty much called it on the photo revenge:

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Did he call it Even Stevens? Heck no! What followed was a major moment of regret that my husband could hack his way into my blog.

(By way of explanation... the Magnum reference is from this post - where Lisa gave me cause for loss of bladder control)

After realizing the extent that my dear man had gone to in making sure my comeuppance would be complete - I sat down and wrote a shocked comment:

I thought I'd garner a bit of sympathy from my bloggy friends.

Are you kidding?

Y'all turned into a delicious audience for a jokester who needed no encouraging! (Thanks girls) The first comment said it succinctly - and put the blame squarely where it belonged (DOH!)

Oy... one right after another in a matter of minutes:

Gee Lisa - he practically looked like one of those poisonous fish after reading your comment - all puffed up and grinning gleefully. Just wait Dear... a follow up on that Magnum is in the works...

Shanda - you got away clean with that one :) Though if you had dared me for photo of the look on his face when he saw the "bottle" picture...

Are you kidding me? I couldn't even post pictures of my kid's cute naked butt! LOL

Kam! Don't be encouraging him!

Ooh, I had to laugh! Who else broadcasts a silly spat where you post increasingly embarrassing photos of your spouse? And oh, for the days when I didn't care that my tummy and thighs looked like that!

Umm, yeah. Anyone else buying that?

Finally - a ray of hope! A girl who will empower my quest for revenge with her vast stores of ideas for public humiliation.

Oh wait... may I never make Pam D mad at me!

Okay - I think this is where she actually started to scare Mr. Daddy ;)

So glad you guys could BAHAHAHAHA at my expense. Cuz maybe I should just do a theme one week for True Story Tuesday and beg y'all to post your own embarrassing photos!

Dana - you triggered a laughing/coughing/gasping fit with that last comment. Cuz Mr. Daddy still isn't leaving that story alone!

Now that was one of the bright spots about the pictures... Loooved how many of y'all figured out that Itty Bit takes after his momma! Small consolation in this humiliation!

The mere fact that Mr. Daddy snagged a comment from Melody was enough to make him crow!

A word to the wise, Heather... DO NOT ASK YOUR HUSBAND TO WRITE ON YOUR BLOG. It could be disastrous, my dear friend, disastrous I say! Let him frequent the comment section, but protect your author rights with your very life!

Okay Elaine... this is where I ask for help in the next step. I'm running low on ammo and would love some suggestions!

Oy, my friend! This entertainment comes with a price! The constant vigilance to ensure that no unflattering photos are taken, no clumsy actions are witnessed, no words are mispronounced, etc. And to think that it's Mr. Daddy's turn to write TST this week? I tremble!

Since it seems like y'all cheer for whichever side is conducting the humiliation - this could go on forever. But dare us. Come on. I know you've got some silly ideas for ways to post our public battle. Make it epic!

And head on over to MckMama's to see what everyone else wasn't up to this week!

And why I'd remind anyone it's True Story Tuesday tomorrow - when I have no clue what my Mr. Daddy-who-likes-to-embarrass-his-wife is gonna post...? But join along and tell us your amazing, outrageous, or hilarious story!

25 comments:

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

Well now would be the time to throw down Rachel - he has the perfect chance tomorrow to cook up something good....you want to be dared....I dare you....beat him to the punch....I am sure you can find some other lovely gem to share with us.....really its all just so we can get to know the lovely bottle swilling Mr Daddy a little better....right?

Carebear said...

Oh no, I am NOT totally bummed that I took so much time off blogging this week that I completely missed this fun battle between rachel and mr. daddy. Darn it!!! Off to read for myself and laugh at the embarrassing photos!

Lisa said...

Okay, it is a good thing the baby had already woke up from gas, lol, cause I would have woke him up will all my stuffled snickers! GREAT post, and I fully agree.... BOMBS AWAY!!! You need to, like, go rent a walker and write "Mr. Daddy" on it and set it up at his desk at work or have them bring it to you while you are out to eat somewhere, having the waiter LOUDLY proclaim that Mr. SO and SO's walker was taking up too much room in the kitchen and you just HAVE to keep it at your table! LOL Now THAT would be a good "I Heart Faces" picture!! If they had a "STROKE" category! LOLOLOL

Carmen said...

I've laughed my head off reading your blog...love the pictures, and the stories...they crack me up...the mommy horse would not let me near her baby...everytime I got near, they walked away. I never got close enough to touch it.

brian said...

Honestly, you two could be on our new reality show: Husband vs. wife bloggers...

it's in development now...

wife.mom.nurse said...

naughty...could you two be any more naughty?

Unfortunately, I think the answer is yes! LOL!

Loved this not me!

Kameron said...

That whole episode was hilarious! Is the whole matter dead and burried or should I stand vigilent waiting for a fire back from you?? :o)

Stacy said...

TST tomorrow should be quite fun! ;) You two definitely take pranks to a whole new online level LOL! Thanks for sharing your happy marriage with us...it's good to see it. My hubby has author rights, but I don't think he knows how to do it LOL! I want to keep it that way, too, after all this!

Foursons said...

Too funny! The one-ups-manship is running wild!

Pam D said...

Hmm. I'm thinking that you, dear Rachel, had best do TST tomorrow. Do NOT, under any circumstances, allow Mr. D to do it. Change your password. To your blog. To your computer. To your very house. Do it. NOW! Because otherwise, the Very Impish Aged Geriatic Associate (VIAGRA) will think he can take over and post something embarasshing to my dear friend. And that just. cannot. happen. No! NOOOO!

Pam D said...

And Rach.. btw.. the ULTIMATE weapon? Is the good, old "headache"...! (just in case you thought I was suggesting something a bit more final... no, no.. nonviolence is usually the best way...)

Rachel said...

Oh my dear Pam D. I was totally giggling about that ultimate weaponn thing... cuz that was really what Mr. Daddy was afraid of, LOL.

Oops - TMI? Well gee, how much more embarrassing can this get?

Don't answer that.

Really.

Was thoroughly surprised that Mr. Daddy dug deep and came up with a favorite TST - THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE ME! YAY :)

Mr. Daddy said...

"O" Pam D. only an OLDER woman would know about the ULTIMATE weapon. LOL

He And Me + 3 said...

Good grief...I couldn't pull this post up yesterday. It was so worth the wait. I had to laugh the whole way though.
This is better than a soap opera...which I don't watch, but if I did this would be better.
We are so waiting for the next episode. Who will it be? Rachel? Mr. Daddy? Any takers? Bueller?
I come here for my daily laugh.
Have we called a truce?

Pam D said...

Actually, Mr. Daddy, older women don't even bother with the ultimate weapon. They're beyond making excuses; if they want it, they ask for it. If they don't? No headache needed. Well, or so I've heard, anyway....

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