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I thought I'd garner a bit of sympathy from my bloggy friends.
Are you kidding?
Y'all turned into a delicious audience for a jokester who needed no encouraging! (Thanks girls) The first comment said it succinctly - and put the blame squarely where it belonged (DOH!)
Oy... one right after another in a matter of minutes:
Gee Lisa - he practically looked like one of those poisonous fish after reading your comment - all puffed up and grinning gleefully. Just wait Dear... a follow up on that Magnum is in the works...
Shanda - you got away clean with that one :) Though if you had dared me for photo of the look on his face when he saw the "bottle" picture...
Are you kidding me? I couldn't even post pictures of my kid's cute naked butt! LOL
Kam! Don't be encouraging him!
Ooh, I had to laugh! Who else broadcasts a silly spat where you post increasingly embarrassing photos of your spouse? And oh, for the days when I didn't care that my tummy and thighs looked like that!
Umm, yeah. Anyone else buying that?
Finally - a ray of hope! A girl who will empower my quest for revenge with her vast stores of ideas for public humiliation.
Oh wait... may I never make Pam D mad at me!
Okay - I think this is where she actually started to scare Mr. Daddy ;)
So glad you guys could BAHAHAHAHA at my expense. Cuz maybe I should just do a theme one week for True Story Tuesday and beg y'all to post your own embarrassing photos!
Dana - you triggered a laughing/coughing/gasping fit with that last comment. Cuz Mr. Daddy still isn't leaving that story alone!
Now that was one of the bright spots about the pictures... Loooved how many of y'all figured out that Itty Bit takes after his momma! Small consolation in this humiliation!
The mere fact that Mr. Daddy snagged a comment from Melody was enough to make him crow!
A word to the wise, Heather... DO NOT ASK YOUR HUSBAND TO WRITE ON YOUR BLOG. It could be disastrous, my dear friend, disastrous I say! Let him frequent the comment section, but protect your author rights with your very life!
Okay Elaine... this is where I ask for help in the next step. I'm running low on ammo and would love some suggestions!
Oy, my friend! This entertainment comes with a price! The constant vigilance to ensure that no unflattering photos are taken, no clumsy actions are witnessed, no words are mispronounced, etc. And to think that it's Mr. Daddy's turn to write TST this week? I tremble!
Since it seems like y'all cheer for whichever side is conducting the humiliation - this could go on forever. But dare us. Come on. I know you've got some silly ideas for ways to post our public battle. Make it epic!
And head on over to MckMama's to see what everyone else wasn't up to this week!
15 comments:
Well now would be the time to throw down Rachel - he has the perfect chance tomorrow to cook up something good....you want to be dared....I dare you....beat him to the punch....I am sure you can find some other lovely gem to share with us.....really its all just so we can get to know the lovely bottle swilling Mr Daddy a little better....right?
Oh no, I am NOT totally bummed that I took so much time off blogging this week that I completely missed this fun battle between rachel and mr. daddy. Darn it!!! Off to read for myself and laugh at the embarrassing photos!
Okay, it is a good thing the baby had already woke up from gas, lol, cause I would have woke him up will all my stuffled snickers! GREAT post, and I fully agree.... BOMBS AWAY!!! You need to, like, go rent a walker and write "Mr. Daddy" on it and set it up at his desk at work or have them bring it to you while you are out to eat somewhere, having the waiter LOUDLY proclaim that Mr. SO and SO's walker was taking up too much room in the kitchen and you just HAVE to keep it at your table! LOL Now THAT would be a good "I Heart Faces" picture!! If they had a "STROKE" category! LOLOLOL
I've laughed my head off reading your blog...love the pictures, and the stories...they crack me up...the mommy horse would not let me near her baby...everytime I got near, they walked away. I never got close enough to touch it.
Honestly, you two could be on our new reality show: Husband vs. wife bloggers...
it's in development now...
naughty...could you two be any more naughty?
Unfortunately, I think the answer is yes! LOL!
Loved this not me!
That whole episode was hilarious! Is the whole matter dead and burried or should I stand vigilent waiting for a fire back from you?? :o)
TST tomorrow should be quite fun! ;) You two definitely take pranks to a whole new online level LOL! Thanks for sharing your happy marriage with us...it's good to see it. My hubby has author rights, but I don't think he knows how to do it LOL! I want to keep it that way, too, after all this!
Too funny! The one-ups-manship is running wild!
Hmm. I'm thinking that you, dear Rachel, had best do TST tomorrow. Do NOT, under any circumstances, allow Mr. D to do it. Change your password. To your blog. To your computer. To your very house. Do it. NOW! Because otherwise, the Very Impish Aged Geriatic Associate (VIAGRA) will think he can take over and post something embarasshing to my dear friend. And that just. cannot. happen. No! NOOOO!
And Rach.. btw.. the ULTIMATE weapon? Is the good, old "headache"...! (just in case you thought I was suggesting something a bit more final... no, no.. nonviolence is usually the best way...)
Oh my dear Pam D. I was totally giggling about that ultimate weaponn thing... cuz that was really what Mr. Daddy was afraid of, LOL.
Oops - TMI? Well gee, how much more embarrassing can this get?
Don't answer that.
Really.
Was thoroughly surprised that Mr. Daddy dug deep and came up with a favorite TST - THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE ME! YAY :)
"O" Pam D. only an OLDER woman would know about the ULTIMATE weapon. LOL
Good grief...I couldn't pull this post up yesterday. It was so worth the wait. I had to laugh the whole way though.
This is better than a soap opera...which I don't watch, but if I did this would be better.
We are so waiting for the next episode. Who will it be? Rachel? Mr. Daddy? Any takers? Bueller?
I come here for my daily laugh.
Have we called a truce?
Actually, Mr. Daddy, older women don't even bother with the ultimate weapon. They're beyond making excuses; if they want it, they ask for it. If they don't? No headache needed. Well, or so I've heard, anyway....
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