the secret is out.....
Let me start from the beginning.... ( I think that I'm going to have to 12 step my way outta this one.)
My name is (Mr. Daddy will have to do.) :o)
I am an addict.
I must confess that I would not be coming outta the closet, if it was not for the help of my
There I have said it: AAaahhhhhh!!!!! how freeing, how invigorating this power of confession...( I would do a dance of joy, if I wasn't shackled by this walker, thanks Pam D. for letting that little secret out....)
Contrary to popular belief it; was not Ensure that was the contents of the bottle, and thanks Lisa for the tip about Boost - I will keep that in mind (for when the time comes) LOL
Nope people, it was the pure unadulterated concoction of vanilla and chocolate soy milk. There my secret is out. I was hooked on it by an old snake charmer in my assorted and distant past of misadventures....
It is an insidious brew, of odious and delectable flavors, an elixir of strange and terrible portents. But truly a nectar of the Gods....
As you can see by the pictorial contributed by my
"O" how the proud are brought low...(in this I must admit to divine intervention..... Ouch!)
"O" how the haughty are humbled... (with a little help from my "best" friend....Thanks for nothing hon!!!)
Now I have said all that, to say this:
I know that some have thought that this would make me mad??? "not so"
a little chagrined, maybe that the love of my life would be so willing to be of such service to our Lord, as to help me so freely work my 12 step????
But Mad??? No never!!
Who could be mad at a chick who would be so open about herself, as to frequent nude beaches??
Or this: You might wonder where I get the idea of "O. She is so liberal and expressive of her person. Wouldn't you agree??? *Notice the lucky location of the Old Navy logo... "O" how fortuitous
Or this self portrait, that shows her true beauty!!!!
I'm still falling in love with her...
Isn't she such a beauty Queen????
And there you have it my friends....
A small part of the RRRREEeeeSsssssttttttt of the story...(Or should I say the continuing saga cause you can bet your sweet bippy that she aint gonna take this one lying down) ROFL, snort, wheeze, hiccup, and as Dana would say: BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
P.S. Carebear I want you to know that I didn't refer to the Funk & Wagnalls or the theraaaaaaaas whatever. Nope not me,,,,, (not even once)