Sunday, June 07, 2009

True Story Tuesday by Mr. Daddy



Well, it looks like it is TST time AAAAAAaaagain!!!! were does the time go. Somehow Rach says that it is my turn again. After all the whining about my hacking into her blog, you would of thought that she would not let me near her blog any more. I am sure that there will be more to come on that!!!!

ONE WAY TO SCREW YOUR BOSS


This is a story of a lippy boss, now don't get me wrong I have as much respect for a supervisor as the next guy...

But there are times when they should really just walk away... And as it happened quite some time ago I don't recall all the details that led up to the quasi-crucifixion that took place, but the actual hanging him on the wall is still etched vividly in my mind...

The Powers That Be, had negotiated a new facility for us, and part of the deal was we had to move offsite to a temporary building. Needless to say moving three sections was a very complicated undertaking, and the building that we moved into temporarily was just a big old warehouse with some office space on one end.

There were four of us guys way in the back organizing stuff when the supervisor came strolling by. Like I said, I'm not real sure what led up to the attack incident, but his literal placement on the wall is firmly engraved in my memory banks. After the verbal exchange, it was like an electric current went through the four of us...

Have you ever had that happen? When four totally different minds come to the same earth-shattering conclusion in a split second of time??? (Well maybe it wasn't earth-shattering, but it was pretty amazing) We all looked at each other, and with a slight nod of our heads we all broke into action...

The two big guys (and I mean BIG) the one is about 6' 6" and weights in at around 260 the other is 6'8" and weighs in at a little bit more, each grabbed an arm and a fistful of coveralls on his butt.

My brother and I broke for the tool room at a dead run...

Grabbed a screw gun each and a fistful of screws.
Now don't think that the super took this lying down...

There was the godawfullest caterwauling that you ever heard, quite a few expletives and other choice verbiage also...

But in the hands of my stalwart companions, he was like a child with absolutely no options. (Other than the screeching and helpless flailing about). They slammed placed him up against the wall as my brother and I bore in with the tools of redemption in hand.

He started in at the right arm pit and I started in at the left, each working our way out to the wrist, then down the sides to his hips. This freed up the hands of the two big goons so they grabbed his legs and bent his knees up and we both place screws in the tip of the soles of his shoes...

Yep we pretty much nailed him to the wall..

As he began to realize that all his screeching was getting him nowhere, it began to turn into a more subdued sound....

"GUYS ???????

Guys come on......

GUYSsssssss come on, this isn't funny!!!!!!!


OK. OK...... OK!!!!! you proved you point..... Now let me down!!!"

We all looked at each other, then at him.....

Sorry it's lunch time and there has been no authorization for overtime....

We will see you after lunch....LOL

P.S. he is actually still my supervisor, and the best one that I have ever had....

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17 comments:

Rachel said...

Aww - I love this story.

Especially since I know all the players and NONE of them were ME!

So no embarrassment for me for at least one of Mr. Daddy's posts!

I think the guy just feels sorry for me knowing what a doozy of a workday it was. Right hon? Not cuz you're still just contemplating some awful thing to do to your wifey in terms of public humiliation, right?

And yeah guys... I did say I needed ideas :)

Mr. Daddy said...

"O" way to go DEAR... I pull my punches and print this lame duck story. And you go and ask for help in a conspiracy!!! and after the comments that Pam D left on the not me Monday post, you definitely do not need any more help from any co-conspirators

GALS this means you!!!!!

And Pam D you ought to know that OLD age and treachery will overcome youth and enthusiasm any day... LOL

Holly said...

Hahah this is hilarious!

Tina said...

Great story...you guys are so funny!

chicamom85 said...

Funny story, I love your blog.

Anne

Pam D said...

Well, Mr. D, when I REACH old age, I'll let you know how it compares to being young and vibrant... heh! In the meantime, I'm pretty much glad that an entire continent separates us, because I don't think I'd want to be anywhere near you and a nail gun after some of the comments I made! SO glad that your super had a good sense of humor.. he's a keeper (literally.. )

He And Me + 3 said...

Seriously? How do you all still have jobs? OMGosh this was hysterical. You just did what so many of us only think to do in our minds but don't have the guts...
How funny that all 4 of you thought the same thing. All the better!

Stacy said...

Why does that not surprise me LOL! He must have been a pretty good friend since he didn't get you all fired...oh wait...was there a union involved?? Then that would explain the no firing LOL! ;)

McCrakensx4 said...

Don't think I could ever do that, but it was sure fun reading about someone who could!!! I followed over from He&Me+3. I linked up this week, first time, with a true story. It was just to good not to share! Thanks for the fun meme! Happy Tuesday!

Kameron said...

That's some understanding boss. I can imagine a good write up or firing should have been in order!!

wife.mom.nurse said...

pictures! I want to see pictures!

That is awesome!

Great TST!

Foursons said...

My question also...how do you still have jobs? I'd love to see pictures too!

Lisa said...

Okay, I admit I thought you were gonna duct tape him to the wall. But you one-upped that idea! LOL I am with all the others... this guy still speaks to you?!?!?! Watch out, he may be waiting like 10 years to take a nail gun to your head! LOL

Sorry I am not able to post and link a TST today. I may get in in tomorrow. Had a not so good day, and I am going to rest now. I know, I know. How will you make it without MY TST. I will send flowers. LOL

Shanda said...

It's amazing that you all could do that and still have him as a Supervisor!

brian said...

Mr. Daddy...The title of this particular blog carnival is "TRUE Story Tuesday."

T-R-U-E

I'm supposed to believe your nailed your boss to the wall???!!

How'd he get back down? Aliens and Elvis?

:)

Carebear said...

"godawfullest caterwauling???" LOL!

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

That is hysterical!!! Oh the bosses I wish i could have done this to!!