Head to Target and buy a Be Band that is supposed to be just a lower layer to put underneath shorter t-shirts and over low-rise pants (yes, I remember your letter to the jean designers, Shanda!)
Throw together your gear at the last minute and get dressed with the lights off in the wee hours.
Return home to realize that the packaging of the handy little "tummy coverage panel" looks like this:
Oh yeah guys... look closer.
The side view:
And those packaging materials were conspicuously left out on the bathroom counter.
Yeah, he freaked out ;)
(No we're not, but you would have heard me whooping and hollering from wherever you're at, if we were)