Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Ways to freak out your husband

Realize that you need some kind of solution to the "belly exposure" problem that you're encountering with your dance performance outfit.

Head to Target and buy a Be Band that is supposed to be just a lower layer to put underneath shorter t-shirts and over low-rise pants (yes, I remember your letter to the jean designers,

Throw together your gear at the last minute and get dressed with the lights off in the wee hours.

Return home to realize that the packaging of the handy little "tummy coverage panel" looks like this:

Oh yeah guys... look closer.

The side view:

And those packaging materials were conspicuously left out on the bathroom counter.

Yeah, he freaked out ;)

(No we're not, but you would have heard me whooping and hollering from wherever you're at, if we were)


Alicia W. said...

You are too funny! I love my belly band and I still wear it from time to time. Your post is hilarious!

Kameron said...

I'm going to have to get me one of those soon!

Shana said...

I really need to get one of those. Should have gotten one when I was pg but thankfully maternity shirts were long enough. Too funny!

Stacy said...

LOL...too funny! I think I need to get me something similar. I hear those Spanx things keep the tummy in pretty well, too. ;)

~Laura said...

LOL, that is funny. Probably gave him a mild heart attack.

Shanda said...

I didn't even know those existed! I'm going to have to check it out! Thanks for linking back to my post!

Too bad you don't have a photo of Mr. Daddy's face when he saw the packaging!

Lisa said...

Okay. I admit. I snorted! I hope Mr. Daddy was not sad, seriously. That could be a touchy situation, but I am sure he leaned more towards the passing out from "Good lord I am too old for this" than the "Could it be?"

Jessica said...

LOL, my husband would react the same way!!! Actually he does, every once in a while I pull out mine, which I got when I was pregnant and he does a double take! Kinda funny how guys think! Hope you like how it works, I love mine *grin*!

He And Me + 3 said...

That is too funny. I should get me one of those things. They actually look pretty neat. I hope he has recovered.

melody is slurping life said...

LOL. Wish I could have seen his face.

I'm catching up two silly people. :)

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