Sunday, July 12, 2009

Hippo Birdy Two Ewe!

Hey y'all... it's Pam D's Birthday today!

AND....Seeings as she turned 29 AGAAAAIIIINNN!!! (for what it is it now Pam? like 20 or 30 times in a row now) with Rach's help I thought that I would put together a little pictorial for her in celebration of what IS, or will be soon....*snicker* SSssssOOOOoooooo, without further ado...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pam D!

If you have fallen and you can't get up, the MedAlert system might be an option???? And it might behoove you to look into it before too many more 29th birthdays come around
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And for getting around you might consider this sleek new style walker, dual front wheel for complete stability, zero-turn radius, a dual brake control set up for quick stops. With plenty of storage space for those little shopping excursions.

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What would this stage of our life be with out this.....

The new and improved SUPER duper Poligrip... (I think that this one is pretty self explanatory.)

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If you follow her blog at all you will already know that this is one super busy Momma, She has MAD skilzzzzzz. With all of her abilities that are present now, she will probably add a few more to her repertoire...

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Rach being the gem of a gal that she is and quite up on all the latest technology in hearing aid equipment, she found this state of the art hearing aid, BBBAAAAWWWWWHHHAAAAA!!!! snort, cough, wheeze,,,chortle....(gasp) BBBBaaaaAAAAAHHHHAAAA!!! (sorry Pam got a visual for a second)



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Just check this baby out.....
A fully functional Motoped. Complete with pheunmatic tires, fully free floating suspension. (for that easy ride) dual arm rests, single mirror, dual mirrors optional. Headlight, tail light optional (if you think you will be out later than 8 PM....) dual hand brake controls...with a new and improved state-of-the-art throttle control pedal...

ONE SWEET RIDE!!!!! Momma!!!!
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Forget the Ensure Baby, this new product will give you all the energy and sustanance you need..
It is nutritionally balanced for energy, with 26 Vitamins & Minerals PLUS Proteins (and we all know how much we need this for the golden years)....

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This one just speaks for itself!!!!!


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Another benefit Pam, no more waiting around at the dentist.... Just pop them babies out, have them attended to while you take your new ride out for a spin....

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This surely must be for the gentler gender????? Us guys just push our walker aside and attend to business.... grab said walker and go on about our day... This will give you that helping leverage to get on about your buisness....



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And yes we have thought of everything.... those old aching bones and joints just don't work like they used to,, and it is not right to expect the loved ones in your life to trim your toenails so they don't poke holes in your ankle nylons, this little invention might be just the ticket....


(intermission while Rach has a coughing fit)

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For when your arms are just not long enough!!!! (Cuz we sure don't want you to quit blogging!)
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And if you cannot afford that nice sweet ride or that wheeled walker won't get into the tight places, there is always the dependable spread bottomed walking cane... this is also the ultimate security device to beat them young men off (or giant catfish... whichever you encounter).



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Yes for unbeatable protection, with that new and improved fit, you can always depend on DEPENDS.....

Yes Pam (anything is possible) *grin*




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And for all you people that have little ones and have watched Madagascar eleventy hundred times... If I ever have the honor or pleasure to go to Georgia and meet Pam in person???? This is what I'm expecting to meet after this post!!!!




Hope you have a great birthday!

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Hey everybody, want to go show some bloggy love to our elderly friend? Head on over and leave a comment... hey, it's nicer than TP'ing her house or forking her lawn, right?

44 comments:

Pam D said...

Oh dear Lord in Heaven. Let the games begin, my friend.. let them begin! I just happened to be up late (you know how we elderly folks can't sleep), and this is what I find...
yeah, I'm laughing my substantial behind off right now. Which will take FAR longer than either of us have in remainng earth years. Anyway.. thank you for the kind consideration. I'm off to stockpile ammo (of whatever sort I think may be appropriate). And book a flight. Or something.
I'd say "Ruuuun, Mr. Daddy, ruuunnn".. but that's awfully hard to do with a walker. Keep that in mind, OK?

Lisa said...

Oh. My. Goodness! I am dying over here! Oh, Mr. Daddy, you better hope she don't know where you live! Those pictures were HILARIOUS. You really took alot of time searching all that stuff out. One thing you forgot, one thing you probably need after ALL that typing and searching, is Tylenol Arthritis pain relief! HA HA. (Had to throw something in on Pam D's defense before I said this.......)

Let me know how turning 29 feels, pam, because I turn 29 in 8 short days, and I need to be prepared! LOL

Lisa said...

Oh, yeah, and I have NEVER saw an Elderly crossing sign before. Cracked me up. Is that outside your house, Mr. Daddy? ;)

Pam D said...

Thank you, Lisa. You are my new best friend!

Pam D said...

btw.. do you actually HAVE one of those toenail clipper thingies? Cause I could actually use that.. it would make a lovely birthday present (hint, hint)

Rachel said...

I think I need a pair of Depends after reading these comments...

And I'm SOOOO glad to see that I didn't get dragged into the blame for any of this. Especially since all those photos just "happened" to be on my computer after a couple of Google searches... *gee whiz*

Nope... I was SHOCKED at how many of those "old people" crossing sign photos there were online... and none in front of our house thankyouverymuch.

Oh Pam... I hope you have a most wonderful birthday!

Mr. Daddy said...

Catch me if you can Pam D....LOL
I'm gettin me one of them Motopeds and having it super charged...*grin* with nitras injection... If it doesn't work we can take a snort and laugh ourselves to death...

and regretfully I do not have one of those toe thingermagigers that's why I got me a younger gal....*huge grin*

wife.mom.nurse said...

Bwaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaaa!

Rachel said...

oooh... that boy is gonna get it now. it was all fun and games until he miffed the wife ;)

for the record... I have never clipped that man's toenails, cuz if I could reach mine at 8 months pregnant, he should have no problemo, right?

though I just might PAINT them for him as sweet revenge for that little comment.

love you babe... you got TWO chicks to watch out for now :)

Kelly @ The Beauty of Sufficient Grace said...

Hey...it's my birthday too today! (July 12th...I guess technically this comment is showing up July 13th since I am up and unable to sleep!). But, I don't know if I should tell you that it's my birthday after reading this post! Too funny!

K said...

OMG too funny - Happy birthday PAM D
Started the day bad and now its all good - thanks for the laught

Pam D said...

Painting the toenails while he's sleeping and then taking a pic.. oh, that would be a good start! About as good as the "milk" picture, I think. So, Rachel, email me and we'll work out some details... bwaaaaahaahaaahaaaaa....

Shana said...

Oh my gosh! I laughed so hard at this!!!

Foursons said...

Hey now, don't be hatin' on the motoped man! I was pricing one of those just the other day!

And Rachel- I just can't keep my mouth shut 'cause I'm still fumin'. But so NICE when someone "gets" the joke!

Heather said...

Oh you two are SO IN TROUBLE!!! heehee That post was awesome! I was the oldest of my friends in college and they always joked that I would drive to class on my lil' Rascal. : )

Lisa said...

Oh, Mr. Daddy, you never know when to quit while you are ahead, do you? I have some LOVELY neon pink polish if you are interested, Rachel. Just let me know. Now I am gonna have to search the "elderly" sign, cause I am curious! LOL As always, you guys are cracking me up. So, Rach, you may have had a little to do with this but was found "innocent" on B-day? lol Whoo hoo! One point for you!

Lisa said...

Okay, after I Yahoo image searched, I found many pictures of the same "Elderly People" sign, and I have to point out what one photographer pointed out about it. Doesn't it look like the lady is *pinching* the man on the behind! LOLOL Too funny.

Pam D said...

It just hit me.. you didn't do a "Not ME Monday" post! Why, I feel honored that my tribute replaced your regularly scheduled programming! Thank you.. thankyouverymuch....

Stacy said...

Oh, my goodness that was so cute. It's one thing to have an over the hill party with your nearest and dearest friends, but posting this stuff online brings it to a whole 'nother level LOL! You better wait until your birthday, Mr. Daddy...I have a feeling she is gonna getcha good. ;)

Oh and the comments are about at amusing as the post hehehe! :)

Rachel said...

Oh Pam D.... Mr. Daddy's birthday just might be in a few weeks??? ;)

Pam D said...

Raaaachel... you need to emaaaaail me....

Foursons said...

Cogitate all you want my friend. I addressed it in tomorrow's True Story Tuesday edition. No solution yet, just having a hard time coming to terms with being on the "outs" with one of my very good friends. Humpfh.

Rachel said...

Yes sweet Pam... I decided to forego (was that "forewent"?) the usual Not Me Monday in favor of giving you the honor you so richly deserve on your birthday :) Plus, my Not Me's were classic this past week... I was too embarrassed to post, LOL

brian said...

Brutal!

Glad you don't know when MY birthday is!

Pam D said...
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