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Not my child who triggered a massive fit of public laughter when he walked through a department store, spanking every mannequin. I did not allow him to do so after receiving atrocious (actually NON-EXISTENT) assistance from the snobbish salespeople.
Hey, at least he’s not knocking their heads off, right? (You’ve been warned… that is a terrible and traumatic story that may convince you to never shop with a toddler again).
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And though my niece is not my child, she might as well be Itty Bit’s twin. And her momma sure taught her well.
At a beautiful formal tea, our sweet May-May did not pull out a pirate hat and give us this:
Classic, no?
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And it is not my child who decided this week, that my teapot would be an ideal train transporter.
And being the logical and flexible mother that I am, I certainly would not let him take it to bed and (gasp) fall asleep next to it.
And then, it would most certainly not be the mother of this well-adjusted (and creative I might add) child who actually risked waking him up to snap a picture for the blog posterity…
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17 comments:
He is just the cutest. Man our little guys are so much alike.
SPANKING mannequins -- thats hysterical!!! and I love the teapot transporter... boys are SO much fun aren't they?? have a great monday!
I love your version of "Not my child Monday". He looks like a natural on that horse.. A mini Mr. Daddy in the making. :)
Love it! Oh, dear Lord. . . spanking mannequins! And let me just say May May is a trip! :)
Great not me's!! I followed the link to read about beheading mannequins and I was laughing out loud. Too darn funny!!
I wish I could be a fly on the wall when you take Itty Bit shopping. He is hysterical. Him & Stunt Man could turn a Gap Store upside down...LOL
Love the picture of him on the horse. So cute.
Life with a boy... never a dull moment! LOVED the pictures!!
Mrs. Nurse Boy
Ah the natural cowboy. I'm familiar with that one. Cute picture. Now he'll want all the trappings to go along with his new hobby too. :)
I love that Itty Bit acted like you had no clue that he was playing with Santa when he walked by.
And what a dare-devil he is. Rodeo cowboy one day?
And I know you taught him how to spank the mannequins behinds. Come on. Fess up!
Doesn't everybody sleep with a teapot? How weird that you don't. ;)
OMG
That is NOT the cutest story ever Love your stories
Not your child.....but you love like he was huh?
Great pics...
Pam
Look Ma, No hands!! LOL!
They are brave when they are young. Luckily most horses know when they have a baby on board and are pretty good. :)
Love your little pirate niece, that is so cute!
Very funny!
The horse pic. was darling-my eight year old at two was riding a horse-He LOVES them!!!!
The pirate pic. had me laughing outloud-too perfect!
Well, you have come one step up without the mere mention of the word poop!! :o) I wish I could have seen the manequin bum slapping. I would have laughed right along with ya!
love it! He's a little bundle of energy that's for sure! ;)
I love all of the things that Itty Bit did NOT do this week and the pix to go with them. And yes your neice is a wonderful pirate. Love it!
Spanking the mannequins, huh? LMAO!! Hilarious!
Love the pirate face, too!
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