Monday, November 23, 2009

Not Me Monday!

Yeah, yeah… squeaking in just under the wire.

But it’s been a wild day and the fact that it is STILL Monday counts for something, right?

Check out MckMama’s blog for links to NMM’s … Oh please let someone’s week make mine seem less bizarre?!?

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The week got off to a great start.  My son has lovely table manners.  Not Me who was about to take a bite of one of Mr. Daddy’s delicious grill creations when Itty Bit decided to lean over and SNEEZE all over it.

Thanks kid, really…

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And just a few moments ago, it was Not My Child who laughed hysterically while standing at the toilet, explaining, “I peed on my bath toys!”

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Transitioning speedily away from bodily functions… it was Not My Mother who stood in confusion as the keyfob did not open the car doors.  Might have been because she was using HER fob to try to open MY car?  It was not made a million times more hilarious when I unlocked it and she got into the driver’s seat and promptly attempted to start the car… WITH HER KEY.

I love you Mom.

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And one of the funniest things I have witnessed in a looooong time:  It was Not My Husband who I caught standing at the doorway with cell phone glued to his ear and a coatrack leaning against his head.

It was not because Itty Bit had hit a BASEBALL at him (yes, in the house) and as it rolled, Mr. Daddy had Not attempted to kick it back to him.

In doing so, he instead did Not kick the leg of the coat tree COMPLETELY OFF and send the entire thing crashing onto his head.

And because he was Not on the phone, he was Not stranded trying to balance the massive collection of coats and hats that was Not precariously UNbalanced on two legs.

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Mr. Daddy did Not thoroughly terrify his wifey this past week with his hunting gear antics.

Not Me who totally laughed my butt off at him after reading the hilarious comments and witnessing the all-out comment war.  You earned it buddy :)

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And in all seriousness… my favorite part of today was receiving a message today saying that Mr. Daddy and a coworker were safe after being involved in a collision with someone who just couldn’t bear to wait 1.2 seconds more to enter traffic.  I’m grateful… really grateful.  You know why.

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Come back in just a bit for Mr. Daddy’s True Story Tuesday!

7 comments:

Lisa said...

Totally imagining Mr. Daddy with the coat rack thing. Are you sure he just wasn't wanting some antlers? LOL Haven't you caught some kind of beast yet, Mr. Daddy? lol

P.S. Glad everyone was okay today in the accident.

Kmama said...

Oh my goodness. I can't believe Mr. Daddy got into an accident because of the same reason I ranted a week or so ago. I'm glad he's okay.

LOL at Itty Bit peeing on his bath toys. BOYS!!

Foursons said...

Glad to hear Mr. Daddy is OK- that's some scary stuff.

Boys and bodily functions seem to go hand in hand.

He & Me + 3 said...

Thank God Mr. Daddy was Ok. I totally understand your Thankfulness!
Too funny about your mom and the car. LOL

wife.mom.nurse said...

Mr. Daddy was full of accidents this week! Glad all is okay.

And then ity bit had an "accident" on the bath toys...

You have your hands full girl!

Heather said...

Oh man, your boys make for some funny stuff. Peeing on bath toys, knocking over coat racks... and love the story of your mom with the key!

City girl turned Country Girl said...

Oh my Goodness, thank God Mr Daddy was OK!!! The previous story was great *giggles*!!