Thank you so much for joining last week with your funny stories and hilarious comments - we loved them! Hope you got a quick tour of some of some terrific bloggy friends.
While I sacrificed my reputation last week (yeah right), this week I thought it only fair to let Mr. Daddy and Itty Bit in on the fun.
And just to show how easy-peasy it is to link up an already written story, I'm pulling one from the archives, adding the next mortifying chapter and letting y'all feel ever so normal in comparison to us :) This is from last summer - this won't be news to some of you who have known us for awhile, but hey, embarrassment is always a great ice breaker, right?
So here's the original link to He Didn't Really ... and here's the extended version:
He Didn't Really
Oh, yes he did.
We finally had one of those "kids say the darndest things" moments...
While visiting a friend this evening, Itty Bit ran through the kitchen then put on the brakes. He walked right up to her and I thought he might be considering a bit of unusual hug generosity.
Turns out he was a bit fascinated (I really searched for the right word here... mesmerized, amazed by... you get the idea) by her, ahem, cleavage.
Don't get me wrong, she has a fantastic figure, and happened to be wearing a shirt that was, well... rather "enhancing" her assets.
As she bent down for the expected hug, Itty Bit just stared incredulously, then wide-eyed finally pronounced loudly, "BOOBIES".
I wanted to melt into the kitchen island I was leaning on.
As if that wasn't bad enough, Mr. Daddy hadn't quite caught it and wanted to know what the snorting and laughter was all about. Somehow I managed to stammer "BOOBIES" and I watched him break into a big smile.
As my friend and her boyfriend laughed uncomfortably, Mr. Daddy loudly called Itty Bit to his side.
"That's my boy!"
What?!? Are you kidding me??? I thought he was trained better than that. I was M.O.R.T.I.F.I.E.D.
Terrific behavior from both of my boys, no?
We quickly excused ourselves, Mr. Daddy still chuckling, Itty Bit long since interested in an un-boobie toy, and me telepathically letting Mr. Daddy know just how much trouble he was in.
He'd barely strapped Itty Bit into his car seat and fastened his own seatbelt before I lit into him.
Me: "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?"
Mr. Daddy: "What? I thought it was funny?"
Me: "Oh, you thought that was funny? You totally embarrassed me in front of both of them."
Mr. Daddy: "What? It was just a little 'footchie' (fart)...?"
Me: "Footchie? He said BOOBIE!"
Mr. Daddy: (turning various shades of crimson)
Uhh, yeah... they haven't invited us over since...
(Who says I'm the deaf one? Hearing people can get into just as much trouble ;)
Sooo... you know you want to. Find that great story that makes you laugh or gasp in amazement. Even if it's buried in your archives. We'll be glad you shared.