Thursday, January 21, 2010

Letter of Intent

Oh my goodness – y’all totally ROCK!  And I’m not just saying that because those votes swung my way in the first ever Battle of the Blogs… but your comments left me cracking up!

Did you read Julie’s post tonight?  Go ahead, I’ll wait.  Then come on back for my Letter of Intent for my sweet (in the “look over your shoulder” kind of way) friend.

 Letters of Intent

Dear Julie Dundee ~

Your concession speech actually left me feeling bad for you.  And how you make me laugh while making me feel guilty is a rare talent.  It totally reminds me that I didn’t get more votes for being funnier – I got more votes because more people share my insane fear of death by water/death by croc.  (Yeah, 34 vs. 8, and you are just being a stinker about including my accidental vote for you :)

There is just something innately more comforting in being on land with the ability to use all four limbs to fight for your life.  I loved your comment,  Rudy Rukus, Ashley, and Dan understand that a quick, relatively painless death (death by drowning would be much less painful then teeth and claws tearing into flesh) is preferred over the torture you have all subjected yourselves to.”

Girl… are you forgetting that crocs have big ole’ mean teeth and gnarly claws too?  Don’t think they won’t use ‘em.

Goshdarnint – you just sucked me back into debating again.

Anyway – I was just going to be gracious about it, but then you post that blasted picture of me again.  For the record, I said I wanted to be SKINNY.  Not have my poor b**bs look like they’re racing eachother to my waistline.

THEN, you go and point out that Siegfried and Roy are wearing sunglasses for a reason.  And of course at first glance, that reason appears to be the atomic shine on my forehead.  Girl, I think you’ve gotten more than enough payback.

You gotta admit there were some great answers out there (and we LOVE y’all for making this so stinkin’ fun!)  Try:

Floortime Lite Mama: I prefer tigers they are cute looking - plus they are also endangered so I would at least have the satisfaction of knowing that my fat body was put to max good use.

(for the record, this beautiful woman doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her)

Apparently Kari @ p.s. love.love. is buff and can totally take on a tiger.

And {Kimber} is such an LSU fan, she wouldn’t mind being eaten by the mascot.

And the sweet Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

I am going to have to take your side on this one, even though that croc purse is adorable! I think I have a better chance against a soft, furry cute tiger that a disgusting reptile of a croc. YUCK!  Honestly, since I have 3 kids, I don't even think one tiger would be a match for me... just ask my kids. ;0)

I think that woman can get an amen from every mother here.

Thanks for the fun Julie… we should do this again (what do y’all think?)

Sincerely,

The Scared Swimmer Who Just Kicked Your Butt in Round One

p.s. if it’s any consolation – you got more comments.  Sure, they’re a bunch of sissy swimmers like me, but… they’re good commenters! :)

~

Love y’all!  Thanks for not leaving me with the “uh-oh, this was a dumb idea and I’m so dorky no one wants to play” thing.  You are seriously the best bloggy friends a chick could have.

Now head on over and link your own Letters of Intent up to the girl who crocs me up (hee hee)!

29 comments:

HeatherOz said...

I enjoyed it! Keep it going! Seriously can't get enough of your and Julie's comedy acts!!

Kmama said...

LOL! I am totally laughing at the comment about the "girls" racing to your waist. Too funny!!

Foursons said...

I stopped in to read before I head off to work for the day and my inclination is to keep debating...darn it.

But honestly, the shock and quick inhalation of water when when a croc pulls you down would be so much LESS painful then the ravaging a tiger would do. OK, I'm done.

No one would have noticed your breasts had you not pointed them out THREE different times! SSSSsssshhhhh!

I'm going to have to go back and reread all the comments, I missed a few from working yesterday. I sorely misjudged the way our lovely bloggers feel about reptiles!

So yes- Round 2 is in order because I must redeem myself! If I lose again my self-esteem may not be able to recover. *sigh*

And thanks for linking up- even though apparently I am not worthy of your excellence!

Ashley T said...

I love it! You two crack me up!

Stopping by from the Foursons

Daddy Bub said...

I told Julie I would have figured out a way to bait the tiger into the water for the crocs. Then I would have spent the evening relaxing on the beach. Clearly Julie doesn't live near the coast. Tigers only hunt when they are hungry. A croc would kill you and tuck you away under a rock to rot for a week or two.

Emily said...

hahaha! You two are the best!

He & Me + 3 said...

Good times...Good times. I can't wait for round 2! Exactly how many rounds will there be for our enjoyment? You & Julie are the best.
I do say next week you edit your own picture though...just sayin:) Maybe you can even give Julie's picture a shot. :)

semicrunchymama said...

This has been too much fun! I'm eagerly anticipating round two!

{Kimber} said...

Round #2 FOR SURE!!

brian said...

You accidentally voted for your opponent?! Rach!

Can't wait for round 2 :)

the Spocks said...

Thank you for your comment. Without my daughter life would be a lot harder. She brings such joy into life.

Lisa said...

You know Julie (or us) won't be able to resist a round 2! I love it. And Julie is right, you are the one who brought my attention to "the girls" in the first place! lol I was looking at how stupid Siegfried and Roy were looking in those glasses LOL. By the way, not to tattle or anything, but you didn't happen to catch Mr. Daddy's comment on Julie's letter of intent? *snicker* I can SO see you doing the "I won" dance, but I can SO see Mr. Daddy NOT seeing it for a while after that comment! LOLOLOL

K said...

you have such a gorgeous sense of humor
Had to Laugh out loud at this one !!!

wife.mom.nurse said...

oh my goodness! So graphic :)

I also prefer to be drowned first. Yeah, feed me to the crocs :)

You girls are just too funny :)

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