Letter of Intent

Oh my goodness – y’all totally ROCK!  And I’m not just saying that because those votes swung my way in the first ever Battle of the Blogs… but your comments left me cracking up!

Did you read Julie’s post tonight?  Go ahead, I’ll wait.  Then come on back for my Letter of Intent for my sweet (in the “look over your shoulder” kind of way) friend.

 

Dear Julie Dundee ~

Your concession speech actually left me feeling bad for you.  And how you make me laugh while making me feel guilty is a rare talent.  It totally reminds me that I didn’t get more votes for being funnier – I got more votes because more people share my insane fear of death by water/death by croc.  (Yeah, 34 vs. 8, and you are just being a stinker about including my accidental vote for you :)

There is just something innately more comforting in being on land with the ability to use all four limbs to fight for your life.  I loved your comment,  “Rudy Rukus, Ashley, and Dan understand that a quick, relatively painless death (death by drowning would be much less painful then teeth and claws tearing into flesh) is preferred over the torture you have all subjected yourselves to.”

Girl… are you forgetting that crocs have big ole’ mean teeth and gnarly claws too?  Don’t think they won’t use ‘em.

Goshdarnint – you just sucked me back into debating again.

Anyway – I was just going to be gracious about it, but then you post that blasted picture of me again.  For the record, I said I wanted to be SKINNY.  Not have my poor b**bs look like they’re racing eachother to my waistline.

THEN, you go and point out that Siegfried and Roy are wearing sunglasses for a reason.  And of course at first glance, that reason appears to be the atomic shine on my forehead.  Girl, I think you’ve gotten more than enough payback.

You gotta admit there were some great answers out there (and we LOVE y’all for making this so stinkin’ fun!)  Try:

Floortime Lite Mama: I prefer tigers they are cute looking - plus they are also endangered so I would at least have the satisfaction of knowing that my fat body was put to max good use.

(for the record, this beautiful woman doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her)

Apparently Kari @ p.s. love.love. is buff and can totally take on a tiger.

And {Kimber} is such an LSU fan, she wouldn’t mind being eaten by the mascot.

And the sweet Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

I am going to have to take your side on this one, even though that croc purse is adorable! I think I have a better chance against a soft, furry cute tiger that a disgusting reptile of a croc. YUCK!  Honestly, since I have 3 kids, I don't even think one tiger would be a match for me... just ask my kids. ;0)

I think that woman can get an amen from every mother here.

Thanks for the fun Julie… we should do this again (what do y’all think?)

Sincerely,

The Scared Swimmer Who Just Kicked Your Butt in Round One

p.s. if it’s any consolation – you got more comments.  Sure, they’re a bunch of sissy swimmers like me, but… they’re good commenters! :)

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Love y’all!  Thanks for not leaving me with the “uh-oh, this was a dumb idea and I’m so dorky no one wants to play” thing.  You are seriously the best bloggy friends a chick could have.

Now head on over and link your own Letters of Intent up to the girl who crocs me up (hee hee)!