Monday, February 22, 2010

True Story Tuesday - No He Didn't!

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It’s True Story Tuesday!  Time to round up those outrageous, miraculous, hilarious, amazing, and (mostly) true stories that have happened to you!

I bet you already have some in your archives… family legends that are begging to be reposted… because y’all know that everyone loves some linky love, right?

So… grab the code below the TST button on the ride sidebar, throw it in your post, click on the title of your post, then link up the actual post web address back here at the bottom of this week’s True Story Tuesday.  And we’ll be around with some comment love!

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This week’s story brought to you from all the way back two summers past.  When we had one comment at the time; and since it’s been a crazy week, I hope y’all don’t mind if I bring this one back for another go-round, along with Mr. Daddy’s original response.  You can see that two summers have really mellowed him out, eh?  (not)

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He Didn't Really???


Oh, yes he did.

We finally had one of those "kids say the darndest things" moments...

While visiting a friend this evening, Itty Bit ran through the kitchen then put on the brakes. He walked right up to her and I thought he might be considering a bit of unusual hug generosity.

Turns out he was a bit fascinated (I really searched for the right word here... mesmerized, amazed by… you get the idea) by her, ahem, cleavage.

Don't get me wrong, she has a fantastic figure, and happened to be wearing a shirt that was, well.. rather "enhancing" her assets.

As she bent down for the expected hug, IttyBit  just stared incredulously, then finally pronounced loudly, "BOOBIES".

Oh.Good.Lord

I wanted to melt into the kitchen island I was leaning on.

As if that wasn't bad enough, Mr. Daddy hadn't quite caught it and wanted to know what the laugher was all about. Somehow I managed to stammer "BOOBIES" and thought that was enough for him to catch on.

My sweet friend was very understanding (she has a little guy of her own), but how on earth do you get a 2-year old to understand that we don't talk about those kind of things? Especially when Mr. Daddy high-fives you for it?
Yes, we are talking a major time-out on this one (for Mr. Daddy) :)

 

doh

DOH! 

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aaannnd the thoroughly unrepentant response?

Innocent!!

Of charges leveled, I must speak out!!!! (even if it is from time out).

Yes I did ask my precocious little one for a high five. But, you must hear the (Rest of the Story).

As most of you know, Mommy is legally deaf. which means that with the help of a hearing aid she has some hearing in her left ear. She really is an amazing person, with the help of the hearing aid, and an acute ability to read lips, (bad for Mr. Daddy at distances) she functions in the hearing world like a natural.

Now for Mr. Daddy, he has some moderate industrial hearing loss (especially in the right ear). So you can probably guess how we were standing when alleged incident happened! (my bad side was toward the action)....LOL

Soooooo when our friend with the nice view (how do you phrase that without being sent to time out all over again) bent down to give the little monster the infamous hug????) I was in serious conversation with her better half.

He evidently heard what happened cause he started snickering. I turned and saw the look of utter disbelief on Mommy's face..... and naturally asked what had happened????????? I swear before God and all I hold dear, that she said,,,,,,are you ready for this? "Foochies" which is her way of describing when he (lets a stinker).


Now I ask you? (in my defense) what red-blooded american male wouldn't be proud of his little one when he learned to do that when being squeezed????? Come on let's think about this from a guy's perspective here.

So to cover for him, (cause he had really been letting some stinky ones that morning) as he ran around the end of the counter, I yelled "YEAH!!!! Babyyyyyyyyyy, give me five".......

More embarrassed silence!!!!!!!!!!! I'm thinking WHAT! So I try to cover with "yea! he has really been letting some stinky ones this morning????????"

(Looks of ) are you a total moron? Insert here a little nervous laughter, insignificant small talk, and everyone else trying to change the subject.

Flash back to me????  Dazed wonderment, what the heck just happened......O well just go with the flow! The rest of the visit went well?????? ( I think)...

Jump ahead the the ride home...

Mommy: what the heck were you thinking?

Mr. Daddy: WHAT?

Mommy: HIGH FIVES? What on earth were you thinking?

(insert thought) it was just a little "FOOCHIE" it couldn't of stunk that bad! could it?

Mommy: OMG weren't you totally embarrassed?

(another thought) what's the big deal about a "FOOCHIE"

Mommy: You are in soooooooo much trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally I can't take it anymore!

Mr. Daddy: It was just a little "FOOCHIE"

Mommy: WHAT????????????? (I must have had my head turned away from her when I made the comment about him letting stinky ones)

HE SAID "BOOBIES!"

Mr. Daddy: been in the dog house since!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

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So… does that remind you of some utterly embarrassing moment courtesy of your family members?  Or do you have an awesome and amazing story that is almost unbelievable?  Share it – we’ll be glad you did!

24 comments:

Trish said...

Haha thats funny....oh why do daddys do the things they do? We have one of those over here too!

I also have a funny embarrassing moment from my 3 year old, but I just dont think it tops yours because, well, daddy was not involved to make it worse! hehe

HeatherOz said...

I am so glad you posted this again! I have tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard!
My boys embarrassed me, just today, by saying something horrible at the Dr's office. I don't think I will be able to share though. It would be admitting that I use those words (usually in the car), cuz where else would they learn to say things like that!?

semicrunchymama said...

I think I snorted a few times here -- very undignified laughter snorts. This was just too funny! (And now I know to brace myself, because I'm sure it won't be long until I'm posting a True Story Tuesday entry where my little guy -- and his daddy -- embarrass me beyond belief!)

And I'm so glad to hear that all of Itty Bit's tests came back normal!! I can't even begin to imagine how incredibly relieved you must feel!

semicrunchymama said...

I think I snorted a few times here -- very undignified laughter snorts. This was just too funny! (And now I know to brace myself, because I'm sure it won't be long until I'm posting a True Story Tuesday entry where my little guy -- and his daddy -- embarrass me beyond belief!)

And I'm so glad to hear that all of Itty Bit's tests came back normal!! I can't even begin to imagine how incredibly relieved you must feel!

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

Soooo funny! You're going to have your hands full when that child gets older, I'm afraid! Don't be too hard on Daddy!!

Kmama said...

Oh wow. That is hilarious!! I'm glad you reposted it. What a great story!!

Pam said...

You two are the funniest couple!

{Kimber} said...

baaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! that is SOOOO funny!!

Michelle Pixie said...

Boys and Boobies! Some things never change! Bwahahaha! Makes me glad I only have one boy {the hubby} to battle in the boobies department! ;)

Stacy said...

I must have been that one comment, since I remember this story LOL! Ah yes, little boys and the fascination with boobies, they tend to grow up to be big boys that like boobies. ;) *snicker*

Foursons said...

So if y'all stand just right, you have one whole set of good ears. :D OK, I couldn't help myself- sorry.

As far as the boobies go- I'm afraid Itty Bit's fascination with them will only grow with time. And high 5's are sure to be present in their presence more than once.

Mommy Lisa said...

Foochies? lol

Ah yes, children and boobs. I breastfed my daughter until she was 22 months old...she still looks longingly at boobs when she is sick or tired. and sighs. :(

Killlashandra said...

I'm not sure which is the funnier word, foochie or boobies at the moment. And well, my husband would be high fiving my 4 year old too and I too would be standing on the sidelines going that is so inappropriate. Which of course would mean nothing to them. LMAO

Aunt Crazy said...

HAHAHAHAHA Go back to time out Mr. Daddy.

p.s. I left an award for y'all at my place. :)

Becca said...

ok that's hilarious. seriously.

Pam D said...

I love that story! Of course, Itty Bit would never remember it at ALL if it weren't posted (TWICE now) for posterity. He may be scarred for life when he is finally able to read and understand. OR.. he may just be high-fivin' Mr. D all over again. Anyone care to place bets?
And wtg on the counter, gf... 50077! Wooo hooo... :<) I, alas, still haven't even crossed over 15,000, and I think we were at about the same point when we met a year or so ago. You are rockin' the blog world!

Emily said...

LOL...classic! And so glad to hear Itty Bit is doing well!

Brandi said...

First, yay that Itty Bit is doing good! Second, OMW y'all had me rolling. Too funny!

BTW, Rach, I tried to comment on the BOBII and I got an error, so I don't think it went through. Anyhow, you know I had to go with my girl Julie (I was worried she'd unfollow me or something if I didn't). I will say, though, I have a thing with heights, so I would have chose invisible anyway... if that makes you feel better. ;)

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh no he did not high five him! Craziness! So funny!

The Blue Sparrow said...

LOL too funny! Poor Mr. Daddy for the misunderstanding and Poor Rachel for enduring the embarrasment! I hope your friends were let in on the misunderstanding, lol!

robin said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny!

Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

That is hilarious! I am so glad you posted this again!

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

You guys NEVER fail to make me laugh! Too funny!

Mrs. NB

City girl turned Country Girl said...

SOOOO glad you brought this back out!! I don't think I have laughed this hard since, well....Maybe last Tuesdays post :D