Ever say something that you wish you could just backspace and make disappear?
Girls – you gotta back me up here.
I let my mouth write a check that my tail don’t want to cash, LOL.
But several of you have agreed to link up your own Glamour Shots after my stupid big-haired, chunky-earringed promise. And if you’ve been around here for any length of time, you know I always hold ya to your word (cuz apparently, I’m good for mine, even when it leads to royally embarrassing moments).
So I’ll start you off easy.
Here’s my little sister.
Emphasis on little.
Just how old does she look?
Yes, Ju will majorly stew over this, but she moved away so she can’t kick my butt in person anymore.
Though I happen to think she looks pretty cute and they went easy on the hair.
Cuz when they don’t go easy on the hair, it is not a pretty thing. Not pretty at all.
Which is why I’m actually thankful that they did a dark background that caused my hair to disappear here and made it look like a uber-oval floating head was resting on a classy circa-1992 teal glove. (Sorry, scan quality).
(You’d think this would be enough humiliation of its own, but oh no Mr. Daddy, you just had to push your luck)
I couldn’t find the black leather jacket ones - I probably burned them ten years ago - but here I am in all my big-hair glory.
(Dear, I think this is beyond even)
Why, why, WHY would you do that to a chick?!?!
And the only answer I can think of is, because they could.
Hey, at least I should just be thankful that they didn’t expose me to the entire mall, right?
Your turn! If you’ve got Glamour Shots or any kind of classic Texas-pageant-queen photos (sorry Texas chicks, it’s a hard rep to shake), link ‘em up and we’ll share the comment love!
(Please, please, please don’t make me stand here all by myself in my metallic shawl getup…)
And just for bragging rights - you can grab this awesome button Shana made for me! Are we cool or what?!