Sunday, March 28, 2010

Glamour Shots and Don't Do Two Mommies!

*sorry - having to update this to close comments - we are being spammed to death...


Oy.
The boykid has started this cross-eyed thing where he thinks it’s hilarious to look just to the right of me and exclaim:
I SEE TWO MOMMIES!"
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Which is adorable once, twice, and maybe even three times.
And then your own mother’s voice starts ringing in your head (yes, even a deaf chick assigns her mother a “voice” in her mind, hee hee)
QUIT CROSSING YOUR EYES, THEY’RE GONNA GET STUCK LIKE THAT

Which leads to my dilemma.
I’ve (foolishly) been a bit too careless in throwing out the admonition

STOP DOING TWO MOMMIES

Which I’m sure makes absolutely no sense to anyone else in the grocery store.
*sigh*
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And I totally apologize for not being able to keep up with commenting lately – I’ve has super-limited quality time with my bloggy buddies and I am missing y’all.  Stick with me k?  I’ll try to make it up to you!
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In most excellent news, a number of you have given your word that you would be willing to dig up those priceless treasures known as Glamour Shots (yes, based on the classic exposure tale).
Seriously?!?!  Y’all are gluttons for public humiliation like me?  I feel so loved!
Anyhoo – I’m gonna hold y’all to it!  Tomorrow I’m desperately trying to pull together an iheartfaces entry, Tuesday is a PEE-YOUR-PANTS-FUNNY True Story Tuesday (if I can get permission to share it), and Wednesday will be the day to link up your most fabulous Glamour Shots!
Come on – it’ll be fun!  Who doesn’t like an easy post, fun new visitors, and some admiring comments (please be nice y’all… my fragile ego can only stand so much)?!?
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(Alright Mr. Daddy, we’re even now.  Right?  You promised).

13 comments:

Mr. Daddy said...

"o" yeah baby,,,,,,,till the next time....ROFL.

Then I will have the camera. and I think I know where you hid the best of those Glamour shots, so don't whimp out on your buddy's...

God will get ya, and if he don't I got his back on this one..BWAhaaaaaaa

GunDiva said...

I'm trying to find the right TST for this week. Of course, if I don't get my scheduling done for the students, I won't have any bloggy playtime. Grrr...
I hate scheduling.

Shana said...

OK now. I didn't really think you would do it!! Kidding, I don't care who sees mine. I look like a hooker in one but the others I had done look more normal. I will have to take pictures of pictures though since I don't have a scanner. I am kind of looking forward to it. I was actually skinny back then. Who cares if I could have been Pretty Woman...lol.

Dana-from chaos to Grace said...

Yes, and then we went to bed and left you hangin for your entry....sorry. When Mike's ready, he's ready. LOL

And when Itty Bit is old, and oh so wise....you may hear the same advice out of HIS mouth:

DON'T DO 2 MOMMIES!

I'm there for ya babe! LOL

Brandi said...

Ooh, I can't wait! I'm so glad I never had any done, though. ;)

Kmama said...

Thank goodness I never did glamour shots. LOL

Foursons said...

You need to walk through the grocery store with your hidden camera. Then repeatedly say "Don't do two mommies" and catch everyone's reaction. :D

No Glamour Shots here either. Hahahaha

Michelle Pixie said...

Phew no glamour shots for me either! *wipes head and breathes a big sigh of relief* But I am super excited to see yours!! ;-)

Emily said...

Yeah! I need to hear something funny. Can't wait.

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

I CANNOT WAIT FOR WEDNESDAY!! Too bad I never did one of those photos! Ha!

Mrs. NB

HeatherOz said...

Yeah, I'm SO SO SO sad that I never had Glamour Shots!

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

Too funny and too cute!! I would love to hear someone yell that at the grocery store.

Oh and I totally get the no-bloggy-time thing...as it is its after midnight and I'm trying to get through my email and my google reader...while hubby snores next to me :)

Taylor said...

Poor dude with his double vision! :) Have you seen my glamour shot? It is stellar.