Monday, March 29, 2010

True Story Tuesday - What are friends for?

Y’all, it’s time for True Story Tuesday!

You know, where we share in the public humiliation, amazement, or bizarreness that is blogworthy!

You’ve probably already got a post about something crazy that has happened.  Or feel free to write one up just for us (cuz you love us that much?) :)

Just grab the code from under the TST button on the sidebar, put it in your post somewhere, and link up your actual post address below.

And giddyup, time for some tales:

 

WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?

 

So… we post that record-setting, never-ending, picture-laden, post about our weekend away.  Don’t worry… we’ll include the visuals again here so you know where this is going.

Everything is hunky dory, until I realize that the hit counter keeps turning over.  And they seem to be hitting this particular post.

And I’m wondering who is so darn interested in this one?

And then it happens…

I remember a certain cute little blogger who had a cute little crush on a cute not-little Mr. Volcyum.

Yep… she’s discovered the little gift I left her.

And if you thought her comments on the original Mr. Volcyum post were hilarious…

 

clip_image002clip_image003Jewelz said...

Would it be inappropriate for me to say out aloud...the guy in the Volcom T-Shirt can hunt me ANYTIME! {{{blushes}}}....it's NOT cheating if you just look right?
eeepppp....I think I should just be quiet right about now.
backs out quietly
;0) Jewelz

(It touched off a firestorm of hilarious comments - trust me, go read the rest of them, then come back.  It’ll make a lot more sense, and we’ll be waitin’ right here for ya)

Anyhoo… those little clicks on the hit counter made a lot more sense, once I opened my email and literally sat on the floor and laughed myself to tears.

Mr. Daddy sat on the couch next to the laptop as I tried to read the message aloud through gasps and wheezes.  Girl, it was the best workout I’ve gotten in weeks, my abs hurt and my bladder still hasn’t recovered.

Without further ado, here is this week’s TST, really brought to you courtesy of Jewelz:

Jewelz has left a new comment on your post "SOOC - A Weekend Away":
ok...so I was a little slow getting around to putting up a response. To be honest I just had the photo of my Darlin Mr Volcyum playing with Itty Bit sittiing there on my screen for a little while...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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I got a little lost there for a bit, was taking him..eeerrm it, yes IT all in. Ok, now you've all been just a'waintin' patiently for my response haven't you? Lisa, I see you there, take a seat girl....I'm about to say JUST what y'all were a thinkin'
Warning, PUT DOWN YOUR DRINKS, unless you have a cloth and some monitor spray!.............................
Rach....that post was like good s@x!
Amazing s@x actually.
You grabbed me from the outset...you said grind bwahahahaha! No really......


There was vehicular drama..I thought of John Stratham (The Transporter) and Vin Deisel (xXx)
You had my attention you little tease.


You set the scene...an outing, driving...drama heightened...wild animals...a thrilling little chase for the perfect shot to send off to National Geograph, another drama as Rach does her own stunt...no stunt double for this gal nuh ah....and slides down a dangerous embankment, disappointment as she loses her lens cap...oh no, NOT THE LENS CAP! (I'm a photographer, I understand your pain Girl!)

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A pit stop...with a little tease as Rach voyeuristically snaps a shot of Mr Daddy....I was sure there was gonna be butt...alas not,

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however the tension mounts again, I hold my breath.......and I get YAKS! Yaks? My confusion and disappointment soon dissolves into peels of laughter as Rach gets a little tongue action!

At which point I am glad Itty Bit was looking away!

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Then I was quickly brought back to the moment as Mr Daddy made a few remarks about the COUGAR,

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I prepared for the worst as I clicked nervously on the link, thinking it was going to take me to a picture of me stalking Mr Volcyum, I thought 'The gigs up Jewelz'....I feel much relief as I am reminded of the time Rach mistook a Pitbull she hit for a Cougar ((I can understand how you made that mistake Rach, honest I can.))......
cont..

(as we slowly stopped hiccupping and wiped the tears from our eyes, the next email came in…)

...cont...(I KNEW it was gonna be tooo long for one post bwahahahahaha)
Then I settled back for a pleasant journey as we took in the sights you had snapped on your ride through the park

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and I was lulled into a false sense of security when BAM there is my name, a hightlighted link, right below Mr Volcyum's um, er, ah...'package'.....

hunting

ok you had my attention and lost me all in the exact same moment Rach, sorry...and the 'dance begins'....now's when you sensitive type should scroll right past the rest of my response....

whilst I did briefly take in the cyoooote pics of Itty Bit singin'

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and pickin his cute as a button nose,

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I did really just scroll past them...uh ha nice, sweet a grown man dancin' with Itty Bit...

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yeah yeah, cute pics of Mr Daddy lovingly sqeezing Itty Bit's head {mild motherly concern that Itty Bit's Head might just fall off, fleetingly passes through my mind}

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Rach mentioned THEM, Mr Daddy's hunting buddies.....I scroll on because I just KNOW Rach will have done us proud and snapped another shot, perhaps an action shot of my Mr Volcyum, maybe one without his shirt on, maybe!!!!!!} scroll back to Cute Itty Bit signing in his sleep....

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nawww...linger a little here 'cause it is very very sweet....scroll down again...geese-meh,

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head squeezing , more head squeezing...the excitement mounts, oh please oh please Rach don't disappoint me....bah more head queezing cummon Rach then.........

.......... BAM............

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There he is, smilin sweetly at me {{{{sigh}}} that was SO worth all the scrolling down!  I bizarrely I feel like I need a cigarette....and I don't even smoke!!! Go Figure :0)

Now I do understand Rach if you choose not to post my response BUT if you take down that last photo, I'll a come lookin fir ya! Bwahahahahahahahaha

(and then, a final comment)

....wonders if it is officially stalking if I simply drop back to this post and stare for a bit???
{{{SIGHS}}}} AND he plays guitar! Lawdy lawdy someone catch me, I think I'm gonna swoon.
NO, wait!
Mr Daddy I have an idea *cough 'deviously cunning plan' cough*!!! Quick, go fetch Mr Volcyum, THEN I'll feel faint ~winks at Mr Daddy~ get it??? {{{~winks again and touches her finger to her nose knowingly~}}}
LOL

~

Oh, it was too much!  She had me snorting and guffawing and so close to peeing my pants it was beyond funny and into the emergency stage.  (Don’t you even pretend that you don’t know what the “pee-pee” dance is…)

So… this remind you of the last time your comment section inspired hysterical laughter?  Or the last time an entire topic of inside jokes was born from an offhand remark?

(Oh yes dear friends, I do call this fella “Mr. Volcyum” every time I see him!)

Thanks Jewelz, you are a good sport for letting me include thse

~

So link up below!  We’d love to visit and spread some comment love!  See you soon :)

 

29 comments:

Shana said...

I had such a blast reading all this. Add that to the fact that it is 2 am and that makes it even better. I do have to concur with Jewelz though he is definitely a fine piece of eye candy. Not that I would notice that because I am a married woman for goodness sake. I only look at my hubby with googly eyes. No, I did not just say googly eyes. Ok, maybe I need to go to bed now. I will just take one more eensie weensie look up there at the geese. Yeah that's it...the geese. Ahem. Night y'all. I will be having sweet dreams. Kidding. Maybe.

Shana said...

You may be right about the room because he played in there a lot today and we could find everything. Imagine that. I have to say something though. Do you know that you just gave me a perfect excuse to come back and look at the *cough* geese *cough* again. Thanks for that!

Rachel said...

ohmygosh Shana - I am totally cracking up!

Life with Kaishon said...

I have always liked cougars : )
He is pretty yummy!

Pam said...

Another funny post. Great job.

Michelle Pixie said...

Jewelz is a riot! I know exactly what you can send her for Christmas... you need to be getting some glamour shot {minus um the obvious make-up and feather boas and leather, Hehehehehehe} of Mr. Volcyum for her to have to drool on! ;-) And while you’re at it you can just pass a few copies on to the rest of us...Hubba! Hubba! This was so much fun!!

PS. Thanks for linking me up girly!

Foursons said...

It is comments like Jewelz that make me feel inferior as a commenter. I mean seriously- can you get any funnier that that? (And yes I am well aware of the fact that it should me "more funny" and not "funnier".) *Sigh* Is she offering classes on how to be as cool as she is? If so, can she provide a scholarship to me so that I will be able to attend? I need her help. Seriously.

Michelle said...

Ha ha ha ha!! I'd have to agree though... he is quite... um... you know, what she said!

Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

That was hilarious. Jewelz is a funny girl! I do have to agree with her, though...yum!

Jewelz said...

Jewelz stands in the doorway after over hearing a conversation that was spattered with her name and HIS, heads turn.....
{{{{crickets chirp}}}}
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What? Oh don't you all look at me like that (((flutters eyelashes))) I just know that more than one of you has dwelt a little longer over a photo than you to care to admit too....yes yes yes I know there are pretty things on Etsy and I do L♡VE browsing but come on Etsy/Mr Volcyum, Etsy/Mr Volcyum??? Is there ANY competition!!! I bet even Mr Daddy pauses every now and then when he comes across a pictorial ad that includes a pruuuudy lil thang draped over a log, wearing the newest release of hunters' camouflage gear, albeit six sizes too small, hyping up the latest and greatest synthetic Elk pee on the market!!! I betcha there is SOMETHING in that photo that's gonna get Mr Daddy's attention!
Now ain't I right?
Mhmmm I just know you're all nodding...even if it is only on the inside☺!
My husband actually appreciates Rach and Mr Daddy introducing us. Mr Volcyum and I that is.....He says 'As long as she's staring at him, she's not spending a cent on Etsy!' Bah what can I say. He gets me. He understands I appreciate aesthetically pleasing sights......and lawdy lawdy lawdy does that boy NOT have a smile that could light up the night?
..........{{{❀☆❤❀☆❤❀☆❤❀☆❤❀☆❤❀☆❤}}}............
sorry...you lost me for a moment there, I was thinking guitar, campfire, me toasting Mr Volcyum over said fire...no no wait, that would be toasting marshmellows and eating Volcyum..no no slip of the tongue...oh I said tongue ❦❦❦ hmmm sorry what I meant was toasting marshmellows and eating THEM them..I meant them. Honest :0)
.......................HEY, has anyone been over to my place? I'm bragging about my BEAUTIFUL son and his first ball sigh!!! OH...that's my true story!
I knew I came over here for something...Inspiration! Now you will have to drop by my place to find out what my True Story Tuesday is!!!!!
{{Changes the topic and leaves the building}}
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
xXxJ

Kmama said...

LOL How funny!!! I love that Jewelz hubby is okay with her drooling because she's not spending money. Hilarious.

HeatherOz said...

Oh my gosh that is hilarious! Jewelz should win a commenters prize. I don't think I have ever been to her blog but I am on my way NOW!

Jewelz said...

Oh My Gosh HeatherOz I think you are SO right {{{smiles widely}}} and I know the PERFECT commenters prize.....go on, you know what I'm thinking, Rach??? Mr Daddy??? Go wrap me my prize :0) Strategically drap the bow over his neather regions, snap me off a few glamour shots and I'll be a happy girl ♡❤♡❤♡❤♡❤♡ well happy after you've bundled him up Priorty Paid and Express Posted him to me...be sure to punch a few extra airholes in the lid and maybe throw in a bottle of water and some trail mix? He's a hunter right? He'll survive :0) teehee.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I know CPR!

Marvelous Mommy said...

Just had to say how much I love your header!! And what's up with the Label Cloud?!?! Mine did the same thing!! :-(

Foursons said...

OK now Jewelz is just showing off. *sigh* Why can't I be as witty, pretty, funny, smart....

Crystal @ Semi-Crunchy Mama said...

I'm with HeatherOz...Jewelz desrves some kind of "Best Commenter Award!" These two posts (and the comments!) are an absolute riot!

Roberta said...

Delurking here....must say that the youngin is a cutie....but that pic...I have to say...it's all that salt & pepper that gets this heart a pounding....and sweating.....and breathing...maybe just a bit harder....gotta luv that salt & peppa....hmmmmm....gotta go take another peak....sorry

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