Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I'm not even kidding: Bite Edition

We’re a bunch of carb lovers in this family.

Which meant that I really shouldn’t have been surprised at this, right?

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Yes, an entire half of french bread missing its buddy…

I hollered for its immediate return.

Any guesses?

 

 

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Meet Cassie

Gamer Extraordinaire

Cassie

Cassie is not mine.

 

Cassie likes treats.

 

carrots

 

You know how sharks mistake surfboards for seals?

 

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Comments regarding any similarities are less than welcome.

Thank you.

29 comments:

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

That is AWESOME and I LOVE that you just blogged about it!

I gotta give you credit... you always keep it real!!

Mrs. NB

Tiffany said...

Maybe she thought she would try to save you some money on a mammogram. And I am impressed that the bread actually made it to the counter before being consumed - doesn't happen in our house. My girls are carb vaccums.

lifebythecreek said...

Ow. Just ow. That hurts to even THINK about. And the bread... hahaha! Around here, it's salt and vinegar chips. Open the bag and they just disappear. Vanish. Gone missing. I tell you what; if I see YOUR bread lurking around, I'll return it. And if MY chips happen to run by giggling, nab 'em for me, will ya?

Rachel said...

Yes, I absolutely realize how addicted you have to be to actually photograph and blog about something like this... but hey, it's proof Cassie owes me!

Brandi said...

Okay... seals/surfboards, yes. Carrots/boobs...um, no. I think dear Cassie needs glasses! OUCHIE! ;)

Melissa said...

Yowzer Rach!

Foursons said...

Hahahaha- gotta love those moments that create great blog fodder!

Ruby Red Slippers said...

That is SO so funny!!!! LOVE that story-from one carb lover to another!

Kmama said...

Ow, ow, ow, ow!! You said "treats", not "teats", right? LOL

Emily said...

LOL @Kmama!
All I can say is OUCH!

Adrienne said...

lol ouch sorry about the tatat ... I would have jacked that bread too mmmmmm

Danielle said...

Owie!!! You poor thing. I can not help but laugh. Sorry.

LOL @ Kmama!

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

tee hee hee....carrots....

GunDiva said...

What is it about the left boob?!

All of the geldings in the winter herd snuffled my left boob the other day. The right one didn't exist...but they all snuffled and nuzzled the left one. Seriously?

lifebythecreek said...

Kmama.... fist bump! Awesome, chick... well done!

He & Me + 3 said...

where were you standing? Yikes. I'm gonna go with a not so lucky horse shoe. :)

Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

OMG, I can't stop laughing!!! I can honestly say, in all my years around horses, I've never had that happen!!!

HeatherOz said...

My husband heard me lauging and came over to the computer to check out your boob! tee hee!

Merri Ann said...

That hurts just looking at you. Were your boobies scented like carrots or apples. All my years around horses I've never had THAT happen ... but I could give you a fairly detailed account of where I've been bitten ... and stepped on ...

Ouchieee ..

Kameron said...

I was making garlic bread the other night and Nate snuck a piece off of the pan that was going to go in the oven. It had butter and garlic salt on it and he gobbled it up so fast. Sneaky!

As for getting your boob munched by a horse...ow.

{Kimber} said...

ummm...OUCH!!!!!!

Dyann said...

Okay 2 things---my little dude leaves bites out of everything...cheese blocks, bell peppers, loaves of bread...everything!

And how is the horse a gamer extraordinaire? She doesn't have any thumbs?

Lisa said...

Oh my goodness! you have just set me back like 5 years on "horsey progress" i am making with my friend Sonya's 3 horses. I will have to post pictures and link it to this! LOL I could have ended up the same way, but had no idea! LOL Kmama totally cracked me up, and so did the oz lady who said she laughed til her hubby came and looked at you. Hilarious. Nice to know your boobs can cause such a ruckous! LOL

Michelle Pixie said...

Oh girl! I want a reduction but I don't think that's how you go about gettin' one! OUCH!!

robin said...

OUCH!!!! Again, ouch!!

Those two little bites of the garlic break are just ....precious! (I would have gulped the whole thing in huge bites and pretended I didn't know anything about it, lol!)

brian said...

"were your...scented like carrots or apples..."

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahhaah!

(Hands on knees, gasping for breath, tears of laughter streaming down face)

My horse stepped on my foot once...But that's probably not the same thing!

wife.mom.nurse said...

oh, no...the horse didn't...breastfeed?!

And my husband laughed...men.

:)

Jana said...

as my husband would say "that made my butt pucker" He's got a way with words.

Crystal @ Semi-Crunchy Mama said...

Ok...this was, by far, the funniest thing I've read all morning!
Well, when the time comes for my first mamogram, I'll think back to this post and be less afraid. Or more? Uh oh...