Saturday, July 24, 2010

Public Service Announcement - Don't Drink The Water


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in Scotch there is strength, In beer there is freedom, and in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, ( E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or Scotch whiskey, Tequila, Rum or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a Purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

Mr. Daddy


Amy said...

Bwahahahaahahahaha! I can't wait to tell my husband this! He is gonna be thrilled! LOL

Shana said...

HA! That is hilarious! Rachel, thank you so much for your always supportive and sweet comments. The prayers are so appreciated too. You are rockin' that short hair too!! I wish we were closer too, we could totally hang out and have a blast and I am sure Itty Bit and Blaze would have a ball. As would Chris and Mr. Daddy, what with tractors and big machines and motors and such lol.

Jenilee said...

ew ew! :)

Just Add Walter said...

no poop for me -- bring on the wine!

Foursons said...

This is the last thing a germaphobe needed to read.

Mr. Daddy said...

Julie, just stick with the wine then, a little is supposed to be good for the stomach....LOL

Tiffany said...


That is awesome!!!!!

Allenspark Lodge said...

... and in coffee there is consciousness...


Nikki said...

Woohoo... permission to drink! Wouldn't want to drink poop, lol!

Mom of M&Ms said...

I know some people that drink a lot of water...thank you for this PSA cause I now have an explanation for a whole lot os things.. Would ya like a margarita????

Dana-from chaos to Grace said...


So, does this apply to PEPSI too??? Did I give that up for NOTHING?? I would be SO LESS crappy if I didn't drink all this WATER??

I feel faint.

maybe it's all the crap in my water.

Emily said...

LOL...I'm showing this to my husband...he already is of the opinion that beer is best anyway!

Kameron said...

Where are you getting your water from?? :o)

He & Me + 3 said...

Yikes. Thanks for the info...I think.

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

Who can argue with that kind of logic?! Too funny!

Mrs. NB

brian said...

Good Lord, thank you for this important public service announcement Mr. D! I'm switching to single malt or tequila right away :)

The Simple Life said...

That really does explain a lot!

Stacy said...

You are always full up of little kernals of wisdom. ;)

Not to worry...I already follow that doctrine LOL!

Beth Zimmerman said...

My husband would appreciate this bit of wisdom. As for me .... I'll keep drinking my bottled water! It's poopless!

Screwed Up Texan said...

So I guess that means we Mormons are full of sh...poop.

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