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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in Scotch there is strength, In beer there is freedom, and in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, ( E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or Scotch whiskey, Tequila, Rum or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a Purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
Sincerely,
Mr. Daddy
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, ( E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or Scotch whiskey, Tequila, Rum or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a Purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
Sincerely,
Mr. Daddy
20 comments:
Bwahahahaahahahaha! I can't wait to tell my husband this! He is gonna be thrilled! LOL
HA! That is hilarious! Rachel, thank you so much for your always supportive and sweet comments. The prayers are so appreciated too. You are rockin' that short hair too!! I wish we were closer too, we could totally hang out and have a blast and I am sure Itty Bit and Blaze would have a ball. As would Chris and Mr. Daddy, what with tractors and big machines and motors and such lol.
ew ew! :)
no poop for me -- bring on the wine!
This is the last thing a germaphobe needed to read.
Julie, just stick with the wine then, a little is supposed to be good for the stomach....LOL
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That is awesome!!!!!
... and in coffee there is consciousness...
Bill
Woohoo... permission to drink! Wouldn't want to drink poop, lol!
I know some people that drink a lot of water...thank you for this PSA cause I now have an explanation for a whole lot os things.. Would ya like a margarita????
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!
So, does this apply to PEPSI too??? Did I give that up for NOTHING?? I would be SO LESS crappy if I didn't drink all this WATER??
I feel faint.
maybe it's all the crap in my water.
LOL...I'm showing this to my husband...he already is of the opinion that beer is best anyway!
Where are you getting your water from?? :o)
Yikes. Thanks for the info...I think.
Who can argue with that kind of logic?! Too funny!
Mrs. NB
Good Lord, thank you for this important public service announcement Mr. D! I'm switching to single malt or tequila right away :)
That really does explain a lot!
You are always full up of little kernals of wisdom. ;)
Not to worry...I already follow that doctrine LOL!
My husband would appreciate this bit of wisdom. As for me .... I'll keep drinking my bottled water! It's poopless!
So I guess that means we Mormons are full of sh...poop.
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