What on earth did I do to you dude?
I know my cooking can’t be that bad.
I mean, bad enough to warrant this?
Which for some reason, must be prepared quite specifically – I mean, considering the *ahem* exotic ingredients.
Mixing the butter with the honey in one bowl. The syrup and peanutbutter in another bowl.
Yes, ensuring that you dirty twice the number of dishes and mixing utensils is crucial to the taste.
I mean, I’d say you did that just to be a smart alek, but when you made this face:
…and then promptly ate three in a row…
I’m just gonna assume you actually LIKE them.
And it has nothing to do with your wife’s cooking.