Kona: Psst… hey guys – come over here!
Joey: You’re gonna make me walk all the way over there?
Kona: Just get your big chestnut butt over here.
Joey: Okay, okay… I’m coming. No need for the faces!
Cassie: What’s up guys? Huh? What’s this?
Joey: Yeah, what the heck is it?!?
Kona: Make it quick. I’ll be the lookout.
Kona: Anything good?
Joey: Mighty strange I say, mighty strange!
Cassie: It’s a scratcher!
Joey: Okay Rach – off you go. I won’t mess with it, I promise.
See how sincere I look??
(30 seconds later, as Rach hides behind a tree)
(you only think I’m kidding)
Joey: Duuuude. Someone had beans!
(somehow all of them must be within 5 feet of this monstrosity)
Kona: Psst… guys? Don’t tell Rach I’m this close to the bulldozer, k?
I have an arab reputation to uphold, you know?