Mr. Daddy: Hon?
Mr. Daddy: What is he wearing?
Rachel: What do you mean?
Mr. Daddy: You didn't put him in capris, did you?
Rachel: No. Those are board shorts.
Mr. Daddy: No they're not, they're capris.
Rachel: No honey - they're board shorts. In size 5 - I cinched up the adjustable waist.
Mr. Daddy: No, they're capris.
Rachel: Honey, they're NOT! They're board shorts and he's cute.
Mr. Daddy: (grumble grumble) putting my boy in capris....