Sunday, September 26, 2010

I thought y'all needed a laugh!!!!!

Mr. Daddy here:

My cousin sent me this e-mail, and I thought about y'all almost immediately. *snicker*

This is mostly for our gal readership cause I thought you just might could use it.....ROFL

Rach in:  I am cringing already - girls, MR. DADDY WROTE THIS...

But our few guy readers could probably use the laugh....BBBWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!



Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sat. Oct 2, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs
beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Whining About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Walmart Without Stopping?
Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day...

And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!

I hope this last line is enough to save my A@@!!!!!!

just saying......

16 comments:

Allenspark Lodge said...

HehehehHahahaHeheeee! I mean... I don't think this is appropriate. HeehehehehHahahaa!
Bill

Shana said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is hilarious. I love it. I don't necessarily agree with any of it but I can appreciate the humor lol.

Trish said...

The point to be taken here is that we can grow and learn, unfortunately for us gals....there is no help for the men in our life. No classes or videos or roundtable discussions or anything can make yall learn the right way to do things! hehe

Funny though!

Mrs Mom said...

Mr Daddy, you got some cajones ;) Rach is ARMED, no? HA~

God love ya Rachel!

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SAHMwIssues said...

I know of a men's class that every man should take... and then there's no need for any of these classes for the women that love those men:

Class for Being a Man
She is always Right
Daily Lesson
Meets S,M,T,W,R,F,S from (insert hours you are awake and hours you spend asleep)

PS - See wife/mother/grandmother/aunt/other female with authority in your household for details on lessons. :)

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HeatherOz said...

HI-larious!

The Blue Sparrow said...

Tee Hee, this is too funny! I love it! :) Thanks for the laugh!

Saimi said...

Riiiiggggghhhhhtttt! Dream on guys!

Too funny!

wife.mom.nurse said...

oooooooh! You are soooo bad!

Ur in trouble now.

Rach, girl...I think that a little payback is due!

~Julie

Rachel said...

Duuuude... you're about to get lynched, LOL :)

I mean, unless you find me some Tuxedo Cake post haste!! hee hee

Kelly said...

Um..so I'm guessing Mr. Daddy is still living in that dream world....'cause I know for a fact that the "He is Right, I am wrong" class would never get off the ground....you can't have a class meet that often for that long to talk about the ONE time a man was right and a woman was wrong! LOL

BK said...

For your information:

Don't even bother adjusting the thermostat. It's more ecologically friendly to put on extra layers of sweaters.

It takes about 2 seconds for the toilet seat to get put DOWN. Why don't you clean it sometime too??

Follow up class will be Is It Possible to Drive Past Cabela's Without Stopping?

A suitcase is for putting clothes in. Everything else goes in the purse. Except for the curling iron...

I straighten my hair. And the flat-iron lives in my room.

If you're going to whine about me asking the difference between a quarterack and a runningback-whatever-it-is then how about I go shopping with other weekend widows and let you watch football by yourself? And get your own beer while you're at it!

I only use 3 shampoos and 2 soaps. Which everyone knows doesn't equal 14!

PMS? I conceal carry. What did you just say?

I am. never. wrong. It's inconceivable!

Parallel parking? What's the problem? It's your fault for buying a gi-normous truck with shiny chrome fenders!

See above!

I'd rather shop by myself. Then you aren't around to tell me "hurry up, would you? I need to get to the tool store." "Where's the ice cream?" "Oh look, fishing gear!"

You truly have a dizzying intellect :) All in good fun though!

Judy Sheldon-Walker said...

Cute, but turn around is fair play.

Tiffany said...

Oh buddy! You were itchin' for a bruisin' weren't you?

And people act so shocked when we try to tell them just how ornery our husbands are. Sheesh!