It's free therapy time, courtesy of Kmama and the Daily Dribbles!
It’s been one of those weeks… the kind where a million things are on your mind and things turn into a comedy of errors.
See, my mind was busy – hitting the grocery store in the late evening and trying to rush. A huge list with lots of bake sale ingredients were cluttering my brain.
A big Thank You Very Much to whomever needed ONE EGG.
Cuz, you know, I DID.
And I was in such a rush that I didn’t check the crate and came home with well, the opposite of a baker’s dozen.
Thank You Very Much to whichever criminal walked out of the store with a SINGLE EGG. Would it be wicked of me to wonder if it somehow didn’t make it out in one piece?
That being distracted thing sure didn’t help after soccer practice either. After ordering Itty Bit’s bubblegum ice cream cone and seeing how quickly it was already melting… I asked the teenaged girl behind the counter for a bowl to flip it into. And when she handed the cone and the bowl to me, I was busy juggling those and a very excited 4-year-old.
So busy that I wandered to a table to watch Itty Bit merrily polish off the mega-sugar creation.
And 15 minutes later, it was not me who gasped and whispered to Mr. Daddy in shock,
“Ohmygosh, I totally forgot to pay for that!”
GoodLord girl, you are losing your mind.
Thanks Mr. Daddy - for smugly refusing to help a girl out and go rectify the situation, Thank You Very Much.
I was M.O.R.T.I.F.I.E.D.
I walked up to the register and just gave her the entire remorseful story of how unbelievably scatterbrained my week has been. She was truly sweet and totally forgave me… but I still feel like a big cad, Thank You Very Much.
Please tell me I’m not the only one? Cuz with the holidays coming up, you know it’s gonna get crazier!