Wrinkles and a Winner

I’m a cheapskate.  A busy cheapskate.

I subscribe to exactly one magazine and it’s only because it came free with a purchase.

And as I perused this magazine, there was an article about wrinkles.  Which I actually just kinda skimmed over because  hello… have you SEEN my mother?

I am essentially her one-and-a-half-inch-taller clone (and YES, half inches are supremely important to us Fun Size people).  No one believes she’s my mom.  I’m not going to out her age on my blog, but she is royally kicking butt in this “getting older” thing.

Oh waitaminute… I have a personality shot from the same day.  This is the REAL Mommio:

(The hills are alive…)

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Anyway, one of the ways it says to avoid wrinkles is to SLEEP ON YOUR BACK.  Mr. Wrinkle Expert claims he can tell which side you sleep on because the wrinkles will be more obvious.  (Wish I were kidding…  see here)

Anyone else who cannot sleep on their back?  Not even while pregnant… I am a diehard side sleeper (who must be touching Mr. Daddy with at least one cold foot at all times, sorry Dear).

So I guess there is no hope for me.  But do you think it’s really going to matter by the time I get this stage?

Meh, it isn’t worth worrying about.  I mean, I can’t avoid laugh lines if I keep visiting your blogs y’all!

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And onto the part that everyone is really here for, the winner of the $45 CSN Stores giveaway!

First, a big thank you to CSN for this awesome prize!

And second… here’s your winner!

 

Congratulations to Ms. Sara, the future owner of a new food processer!

sara said...

I would get a new food processor! Mine is about to die!

 

Please shoot me your email within 48 hours to claim your shopping spree!

This was so much fun y’all!  And would you believe we have more giveaways coming right up?