Friday, November 19, 2010


Everybody knows my lovely cohort right?

 Once Upon A Miracle

(The one who picks a windswept picture of herself and refuses to SKINNY me in Photoshop)


Well, that chica found herself a bit baffled this week when she posted an innocuous installment of Luggage Watch 2010… which somehow prompted a random bit of anonymous hate mail.


The comment was riddled with grammatical errors and her loyal followers quickly jumped to King Julien’s defense after each of the three anonymous comments.

It was quite amusing to watch the comments section action and Julie was enjoying the show.  After we struck up a conversation about a possible Foursons Without Pity blog in jest, she lamented that one oddly angry and spelling-challenged anonymous poster was not enough of a foundation.


So a best bloggy friend does what a best bloggy friend has to.


Oh Heck Yeah!

A certain deaf chick with a miracle baby who blurts out inappropriate things in public, and who lives in an earthquake zone and routinely hurts herself doing things like cleaning the stove and opening a gate may or may not have posted a DELUGE of “Anonymous” comments on poor King Julien’s blog.

(I don’t know anyone like that, do you?)


See… the goal was to make Julie laugh.  And I figured the comments were so patently ridiculous that most people would figure it as a joke.


Oh Heck NO!


Y’all went wol-ver-iiiiine on me!


I through in enough really bad grammer errors to try to throw you all off, but your so determined to uphold Julie’s honor that I was ripped too shreds.

I mean, I totally laughed through all the comments that told me what a loser I was.  But my eyes widened and may have snorted some coffee onto my screen when I came to this one:


An Inbred?

I shrieked and guffawed and generally scared the snot out of my poor kid who had no idea what was transpiring on my magic screen.

Then I put on my best woebegone/petulant face and solemnly approached my husband.


Honey?  Somebody called me an inbred.

An inbred?

Yeah, an INBRED (insert wide eyes).

Babe, inbred aint an insult to rednecks.


Oh Heck Yeah he did.



Lest anyone assume anything about the first three anonymous comments, please let me assure you that I had absolutely nothing to do with them and have no idea who did and think that they were rude and nasty and only laughable because they were ridiculously uncalled for and poorly written.

Confession:  The anonymous comments that were also poorly written and signed “Your Anonymous Hate Mail”, were written by yours truly.  The things I do for a friend.

And never fear… I’m not the sort to engage in this type of behavior routinely… (y’all are probably safe).  Jules  has been a more-than-bloggy friend for many moons and I love her for being such a good sport and seeing my intent to make her laugh.


And what was classic?  Is that some of our mutual bloggy friends (yes you) EMAILED ME.  About this crazy anonymous person on poor Julie’s blog… and should we do something about this???  I laughed my BUTT off.


And I love, love, LOVE that she posted and totally outed me after I got a little worried about some of y’all sending a blanket party out after Anonymous!

Go read it, it’s classic King Julien!


Now, if you’ll excuse me… I must return to my inbred family ;)




Foursons said...

Oh my gosh, those pictures are hilarious! You didn't tell me about any emails, I want to read those!!!

Yes, a funny few days in blogland. We needed it though, didn't we?

If the funny doesn't come to you, you make it up, right? Right?!

Foursons said...

Oh and you do not need the skinny button, that's reserved for us fat chicks.

Kara @ His, Hers and Ours said...


I haven't laughed this hard in for-evah! Thanks! And I'm glad I was able to make you snicker a bit...

And your hubby...I don't even know what to say to his come-back...hopefully he's not lumping all of us rednecks in the inbred pile...cause that would be just downright scary! Ha!

Oh! And you made me feel all special and stuff...I've never been quoted before. Thanks!

And even though I was late getting in on the action, thanks for the laughs. I needed it fer-sher!

Shana said...

Umm, we are rednecks and we don't really like to be called inbred lol. I think it was an awesome way to turn a mean situation into a funny one. I mean, it takes a real friend to send anonymous hate mail right?? I love those pictures so much it hurts. Hilarious.

Allenspark Lodge said...



Oops didn't mean to sign that
where the heck is the back space on this darn laptop

just keeps dropping down

line or two


sara said...

oh I love me a good prank...and looks like you pulled it off perfectly!!

Presley family said...

I LOVE it!!! Remind me never to mess with either of y'all!!!!

Tiffany said...

You two are a hoot! So glad you were able to have some fun this week!

deepintheheartoftexas2 said...

I can tell you a few things about inbreds I married into an Arkansas family. Lol.

You make me laugh so much, and it feels good. Love the pics of your inbred family. I have even had hubby read your blog. said...

you girls are KILLIN' me!

crazy stuff going on here in blog-land...

Anonymous said...

What kind of immoral inbred are you. Who in the he-double hockey sticks are you to do that to a poor unsuspecting blogger.

Is their anyone out their who can support me on condemning this blogger?

Mrs. Daddy and Mr. Rachel...SHAME ON YOU!!!

Rachel said...

OhMyLord - who did that?!?! I am peeing my pants over here! said...

I just want you to know that I absolutely am ABOVE making an anonymous comment...

meeyeehere said...

LOVE those pictures! I wish I knew you in real life,you seem like a bunch of fun!Thanks for coming by to visit me at my blog.A blog can be such a lonely place,HA!!

Emily said...

I'm cracking up! I think Mr Daddy would be a natural on SNL with his quick remarks. ;)

Buckeroomama said...

I think you ought to know that "inbred" is going to be my insult of choice now.

Michelle said...

No, he did not say that?!?! HILARIOUS! Girl, you keep me cracking up!

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