Everybody knows my lovely cohort right?
(The one who picks a windswept picture of herself and refuses to SKINNY me in Photoshop)
Well, that chica found herself a bit baffled this week when she posted an innocuous installment of Luggage Watch 2010… which somehow prompted a random bit of anonymous hate mail.
The comment was riddled with grammatical errors and her loyal followers quickly jumped to King Julien’s defense after each of the three anonymous comments.
It was quite amusing to watch the comments section action and Julie was enjoying the show. After we struck up a conversation about a possible Foursons Without Pity blog in jest, she lamented that one oddly angry and spelling-challenged anonymous poster was not enough of a foundation.
So a best bloggy friend does what a best bloggy friend has to.
Oh Heck Yeah!
A certain deaf chick with a miracle baby who blurts out inappropriate things in public, and who lives in an earthquake zone and routinely hurts herself doing things like cleaning the stove and opening a gate may or may not have posted a DELUGE of “Anonymous” comments on poor King Julien’s blog.
(I don’t know anyone like that, do you?)
See… the goal was to make Julie laugh. And I figured the comments were so patently ridiculous that most people would figure it as a joke.
Oh Heck NO!
Y’all went wol-ver-iiiiine on me!
I through in enough really bad grammer errors to try to throw you all off, but your so determined to uphold Julie’s honor that I was ripped too shreds.
I mean, I totally laughed through all the comments that told me what a loser I was. But my eyes widened and may have snorted some coffee onto my screen when I came to this one:
I shrieked and guffawed and generally scared the snot out of my poor kid who had no idea what was transpiring on my magic screen.
Then I put on my best woebegone/petulant face and solemnly approached my husband.
Honey? Somebody called me an inbred.
Yeah, an INBRED (insert wide eyes).
Babe, inbred aint an insult to rednecks.
Oh Heck Yeah he did.
Lest anyone assume anything about the first three anonymous comments, please let me assure you that I had absolutely nothing to do with them and have no idea who did and think that they were rude and nasty and only laughable because they were ridiculously uncalled for and poorly written.
Confession: The anonymous comments that were also poorly written and signed “Your Anonymous Hate Mail”, were written by yours truly. The things I do for a friend.
And never fear… I’m not the sort to engage in this type of behavior routinely… (y’all are probably safe). Jules has been a more-than-bloggy friend for many moons and I love her for being such a good sport and seeing my intent to make her laugh.
And what was classic? Is that some of our mutual bloggy friends (yes you) EMAILED ME. About this crazy anonymous person on poor Julie’s blog… and should we do something about this??? I laughed my BUTT off.
And I love, love, LOVE that she posted and totally outed me after I got a little worried about some of y’all sending a blanket party out after Anonymous!
Go read it, it’s classic King Julien!
Now, if you’ll excuse me… I must return to my inbred family ;)