It’s gotta be against all kinds of bloggy rules to skip right past the obligatory “Our Perfect Christmas” post and head right into something so un-holiday-ish… but I couldn’t resist.
I mean, what if you saw this news headline?
POLICE APPREHEND SUSPECT
Then clicked the link to see this:
Those are some serious skills.
I will totally admit that I shrieked with laughter and called Mr. Daddy over to the computer.
“Duuuude! They got him with a dadgum n#pple hold!”
Lord, I apologize.