Y’all, it’s time for True Story Tuesday!
You know, where we share in the public humiliation, amazement, or bizarreness that is blogworthy!
You’ve probably already got a post about something crazy that has happened. Or feel free to write one up just for us (cuz you love us that much?) :)
Just grab the code from under the TST button on the sidebar, put it in your post somewhere, and link up your actual post address below.
And giddyup, time for some tales:
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
So… we post that record-setting, never-ending, picture-laden, post about our weekend away. Don’t worry… we’ll include the visuals again here so you know where this is going.
Everything is hunky dory, until I realize that the hit counter keeps turning over. And they seem to be hitting this particular post.
And I’m wondering who is so darn interested in this one?
And then it happens…
I remember a certain cute little blogger who had a cute little crush on a cute not-little Mr. Volcyum.
Yep… she’s discovered the little gift I left her.
And if you thought her comments on the original Mr. Volcyum post were hilarious…

Jewelz said...
Would it be inappropriate for me to say out aloud...the guy in the Volcom T-Shirt can hunt me ANYTIME! {{{blushes}}}....it's NOT cheating if you just look right?
eeepppp....I think I should just be quiet right about now.
backs out quietly
;0) Jewelz
(It touched off a firestorm of hilarious comments - trust me, go read the rest of them, then come back. It’ll make a lot more sense, and we’ll be waitin’ right here for ya)
Anyhoo… those little clicks on the hit counter made a lot more sense, once I opened my email and literally sat on the floor and laughed myself to tears.
Mr. Daddy sat on the couch next to the laptop as I tried to read the message aloud through gasps and wheezes. Girl, it was the best workout I’ve gotten in weeks, my abs hurt and my bladder still hasn’t recovered.
Without further ado, here is this week’s TST, really brought to you courtesy of Jewelz:
Jewelz has left a new comment on your post "SOOC - A Weekend Away":
ok...so I was a little slow getting around to putting up a response. To be honest I just had the photo of my Darlin Mr Volcyum playing with Itty Bit sittiing there on my screen for a little while...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I got a little lost there for a bit, was taking him..eeerrm it, yes IT all in. Ok, now you've all been just a'waintin' patiently for my response haven't you? Lisa, I see you there, take a seat girl....I'm about to say JUST what y'all were a thinkin'
Warning, PUT DOWN YOUR DRINKS, unless you have a cloth and some monitor spray!.............................
Rach....that post was like good s@x!
Amazing s@x actually.
You grabbed me from the outset...you said grind bwahahahaha! No really......
There was vehicular drama..I thought of John Stratham (The Transporter) and Vin Deisel (xXx)
You had my attention you little tease.
You set the scene...an outing, driving...drama heightened...wild animals...a thrilling little chase for the perfect shot to send off to National Geograph, another drama as Rach does her own stunt...no stunt double for this gal nuh ah....and slides down a dangerous embankment, disappointment as she loses her lens cap...oh no, NOT THE LENS CAP! (I'm a photographer, I understand your pain Girl!)
A pit stop...with a little tease as Rach voyeuristically snaps a shot of Mr Daddy....I was sure there was gonna be butt...alas not,
however the tension mounts again, I hold my breath.......and I get YAKS! Yaks? My confusion and disappointment soon dissolves into peels of laughter as Rach gets a little tongue action!
At which point I am glad Itty Bit was looking away!
Then I was quickly brought back to the moment as Mr Daddy made a few remarks about the COUGAR,
I prepared for the worst as I clicked nervously on the link, thinking it was going to take me to a picture of me stalking Mr Volcyum, I thought 'The gigs up Jewelz'....I feel much relief as I am reminded of the time Rach mistook a Pitbull she hit for a Cougar ((I can understand how you made that mistake Rach, honest I can.))......
cont..
(as we slowly stopped hiccupping and wiped the tears from our eyes, the next email came in…)
...cont...(I KNEW it was gonna be tooo long for one post bwahahahahaha)
Then I settled back for a pleasant journey as we took in the sights you had snapped on your ride through the park
and I was lulled into a false sense of security when BAM there is my name, a hightlighted link, right below Mr Volcyum's um, er, ah...'package'.....
ok you had my attention and lost me all in the exact same moment Rach, sorry...and the 'dance begins'....now's when you sensitive type should scroll right past the rest of my response....
whilst I did briefly take in the cyoooote pics of Itty Bit singin'
and pickin his cute as a button nose,
I did really just scroll past them...uh ha nice, sweet a grown man dancin' with Itty Bit...
yeah yeah, cute pics of Mr Daddy lovingly sqeezing Itty Bit's head {mild motherly concern that Itty Bit's Head might just fall off, fleetingly passes through my mind}
Rach mentioned THEM, Mr Daddy's hunting buddies.....I scroll on because I just KNOW Rach will have done us proud and snapped another shot, perhaps an action shot of my Mr Volcyum, maybe one without his shirt on, maybe!!!!!!} scroll back to Cute Itty Bit signing in his sleep....
nawww...linger a little here 'cause it is very very sweet....scroll down again...geese-meh,
head squeezing , more head squeezing...the excitement mounts, oh please oh please Rach don't disappoint me....bah more head queezing cummon Rach then.........
.......... BAM............
There he is, smilin sweetly at me {{{{sigh}}} that was SO worth all the scrolling down! I bizarrely I feel like I need a cigarette....and I don't even smoke!!! Go Figure :0)
Now I do understand Rach if you choose not to post my response BUT if you take down that last photo, I'll a come lookin fir ya! Bwahahahahahahahaha
(and then, a final comment)
....wonders if it is officially stalking if I simply drop back to this post and stare for a bit???
{{{SIGHS}}}} AND he plays guitar! Lawdy lawdy someone catch me, I think I'm gonna swoon.
NO, wait!
Mr Daddy I have an idea *cough 'deviously cunning plan' cough*!!! Quick, go fetch Mr Volcyum, THEN I'll feel faint ~winks at Mr Daddy~ get it??? {{{~winks again and touches her finger to her nose knowingly~}}}
LOL
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Oh, it was too much! She had me snorting and guffawing and so close to peeing my pants it was beyond funny and into the emergency stage. (Don’t you even pretend that you don’t know what the “pee-pee” dance is…)
So… this remind you of the last time your comment section inspired hysterical laughter? Or the last time an entire topic of inside jokes was born from an offhand remark?
(Oh yes dear friends, I do call this fella “Mr. Volcyum” every time I see him!)
Thanks Jewelz, you are a good sport for letting me include thse
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