I am hereby giving up on any comprehensive recap of our Christmas.
However… I feel that there is one thing I owe y’all if I truly care about you.
This Public Service Announcement brought to you by one dumb shopper.
Whatever you do, ensure that you are in full control of your mental faculties whilst Christmas shopping. Do not let a 30% off sale entice you into buying anything that could trigger household discord.
How on earth did I forget what a good shot my man is?
And that sucker holds something like 634 bullets.
If you forget about that lesson illustrated above,
make sure you follow that gift up with an extra-special one for your 4-year-old.
Preferably something that requires the offender pictured above to expose his appendages to “lifelike tools” wielded by a really enthusiastic preschooler.
The only reason I cannot show you a Before and Just-After shot, is because it is hard to take pictures when you are hysterically laughing.
I completely lost it as Itty Bit whacked Mr. Daddy’s fingers twice in quick succession before the man got them to safety. I probably laughed an un-Christian amount at the man’s howling.
But remember guys, 634 bullets.
The Girl Who Might Have Ordered a Bigger Nerf Gun For Herself
If that weren’t enough… Amazon got in on the action. Now, I still haven’t forgiven them for this, but they had to rub it in by sending me this email:
Let’s just say that the Nerf Tactical Vest is gonna be a NO.
As well as the Whistler Darts (come on, like a deaf chick is gonna hear ‘em coming anyway?)…