Dear Itty Bit,
Girls are funny things.
Usually they love it when you’re sweet.
At least the little old ladies at the supermarket swoon when you wear that sugary shirt.
But again I say, girls are funny things. You gotta watch her body language.
Even if you’re being absolutely endearing… even if there’s a smile on her face…
A fickle girl is the fastest thing on the planet.
Remember, girls are funny things.
Your Momma Who Is Looking For a Tambourine to Beat Your Nerf-Gun-Attack Daddy With…
p.s. Please tell me none of you have ever had this conversation with your mother. “Mom, really. He jumped out from the laundry room with a Nerf gun and went crazy. Really. It’s not a hickey, I promise. He NERFED me.”
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