Did y'all miss True Story Tuesday as much as we did? Even putting the weekly stories on vacation for a bit didn't actually give us a break from the real life craziness that tends to happen to us!
There's got to be a good tale from your holidays... an outrageous gift? Something the kids said in front of your Christmas party guests? Or maybe you ended up with a houseful of puppies? (Ahem, Brandi)
Just post the amazing, hilarious, miraculous, outrageous and (mostly) true story that has happened to you and link it up at the bottom for some comment love!
You can also link something you've already written (haven't we all had those blogworthy stories?) - just grab the True Story Tuesday button code (that gobbledegook below the picture of the four gals on the right sidebar), copy in into your post and enjoy sharing your tale!
This week brought to you by the incorrigible Mr. Daddy. We're starting off with a bang. Or rather, a "I can't believe you just did that".
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
Yes my beautiful bride bought me a Nerf gun for Christmas.
And I think she gets more enjoyment out of it than I...
But she breaks all the rules...
SHE IS A HEAD SHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!
Now if you are harvesting game, or putting down a beef for the freezer that is a good thing.
If you are playing a friendly game of Nerfsie...NOT SO MUCH!!!!!
I was standing in the kitchen just the other night and she rattled off six or seven rounds to the back of my head, before I could even duck and cover.
And I think that the success has gone to her head.
(Rach In: Honey, where are you going with this? Just because you aim for my rear end, doesn't mean that those suckers sting any less.)
The other night we were out to dinner at the local restaurant, and she gets to clowning around shooting spit wads out of a straw at me...
Yep, you guessed it, right at my head.
(Rach In: Oh no you don't. I do your laundry. And dude, you've been fishing for the last four weeks. You owe me. You wouldn't embarrass me on my own blog...)
But guess what folks? SHE MISSED...
(Rach In: Ohhhh Lordy)
went right by my ear into the booth directly behind me, and hit the lady IN THE HEAD...
(Rach In: I can explain...)
Dinner at Country Cousin's $39.38
Hitting a stranger in the head with a spit wad $00.00
The look on Rach's face.... PRICELESS!!!!
And to top it all off, before anyone else could react, she handed the straw to Itty Bit, and said
HONEY, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT.......
Bet we won't be going back there for awhile....
Rach In: Hand the blog keys back over dude... you do a spectacular amount of damage in a single post.
Okay, so the deal was that Mr. Daddy is a big ole baby when it comes to spit wads. And it wasn't really a SPIT wad... just a crumpled up piece of straw paper. And I was doing my part in educating the little guy on the proper loading procedure.
Only the dang thing went off, and the intended target didn't take one for the team.
It wouldn't have been so bad except that the victim kinda sorta had a minor freakout. She jumped and started batting at her hair like something was alive in it. Those drama chicks...
Goshdarn. I'll just show you in pictures, cuz it just can't get any worse.
(And if you thought we looked bad after (ahem) Itty Bit shot the poor woman, you should have seen how many stares we got whipping the camera out).
Time to link up and share your own tales! We can't wait to catch up with y'all!