Please allow me to apologize for that last post… I didn’t mean to offend all of you who have perfectly behaved little girls. But Lord knows I was relieved that those of you with boys totally understood :)
And now on to True Story Tuesday!
It’s the perfect place to share your outrageous, amazing, hilarious, miraculous, and (mostly) true stories that have happened to you! Just copy the code below the True Story Tuesday button on the right sidebar, and paste it into your post - then come back and link up below! We’ll be around with some comment love!
This week brought to you by this rascal:
Remember the amazing restaurant that I mentioned in this post - which Mr. Daddy still owes me a trip to… since I’m done drooling and the Vicoprofen has worn off? (I am not bitter, I am not bitter)
To say that this place is amazing would be an understatement. Once upon a time when I was pregnant with Itty Bit and my sis was due four days later with May-May, we actually conspired to have our baby shower at this restaurant. Cravings anyone?
We went so often that the owners knew us like family. Sadly, since that stink butt sister of mine moved away, our chances to hit up Jimmy’s Thai Restaurant have been rare.
Last weekend she drove up and we grabbed the kids, talked Mom into driving her big rig, and our noisy bunch descended on our we’re-like-family place.
The kids played in the fountain, ran on the booth seats, and busted out the crayons.
See, like family!
Just look at the owners’ daughter… she’s their very own culinary mascot!
more than our fill of the insanely delicious fare, stayed past politeness as we caught up, and finally left as the kids got noisier and noisier.
As we loaded them up into the aforementioned big rig, Itty Bit suddenly announced what little boys love to announce in public places. Loudly.
Mommy, I hafta go pee-pee!
Not about to head back into the restaurant with my now-dancing kiddo, I glanced at the near-empty parking lot and...
(hangs head in shame)
I took the easy out.
I shielded Itty Bit with the door and strategically positioned him for minimal collateral spray.
the girls giggled,
the guy behind me coughed
Some cool 20-year-old due in shades was politely waiting for us to finish our business so he could open his adjacent car door. And I was kinda sorta standing on the white line.
Oh dude. Oh dude.
And when Itty Bit turned to the source of the sound, I may or may not have shrieked and re-aimed him by his shoulders while jumping out of the way.
Who says I can’t multi-task?
Dude, you so owe me. I am never gonna live this one down…
Does it make me an exceptionally dedicated blogger that I snapped this picture on our way out, or am I just weird? Wait, don’t answer that ;)
Please make me feel better! Prove I’m not the only one with crazy busted moments! Link up below and we’ll be around to enjoy your stories too!