Monday, February 21, 2011

True Story Tuesday - Public Indecency

 

Please allow me to apologize for that last post… I didn’t mean to offend all of you who have perfectly behaved little girls.  But Lord knows I was relieved that those of you with boys totally understood :)

And now on to True Story Tuesday!

 

It’s the perfect place to share your outrageous, amazing, hilarious, miraculous, and (mostly) true stories that have happened to you!  Just copy the code below the True Story Tuesday button on the right sidebar, and paste it into your post - then come back and link up below!  We’ll be around with some comment love!

This week brought to you by this rascal:

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PUBLIC INDECENCY

 

Remember the amazing restaurant that I mentioned in this post - which Mr. Daddy still owes me a trip to… since I’m done drooling  and the Vicoprofen has worn off? (I am not bitter, I am not bitter)

To say that this place is amazing would be an understatement.  Once upon a time when I was pregnant with Itty Bit and my sis was due four days later with May-May, we actually conspired to have our baby shower at this restaurant.  Cravings anyone?

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We went so often that the owners knew us like family.  Sadly, since that stink butt sister of mine moved away, our chances to hit up Jimmy’s Thai Restaurant have been rare.

Last weekend she drove up and we grabbed the kids, talked Mom into driving her big rig, and our noisy bunch descended on our  we’re-like-family place.

The kids played in the fountain, ran on the booth seats, and busted out the crayons.

See, like family!

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Just look at the owners’ daughter… she’s their very own culinary mascot!

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We ate more than our fill of the insanely delicious fare, stayed past politeness as we caught up, and finally left as the kids got noisier and noisier.

As we loaded them up into the aforementioned big rig, Itty Bit suddenly announced what little boys love to announce in public places.  Loudly.

 

Mommy, I hafta go pee-pee!

 

Not about to head back into the restaurant with my now-dancing kiddo, I glanced at the near-empty parking lot and...

(hangs head in shame)

I took the easy out.

I shielded Itty Bit with the door and strategically positioned him for minimal collateral spray.

He giggled,

the girls giggled,

the guy behind me coughed

 

Whaaa….?

 

Oh Lord.

Some cool 20-year-old due in shades was politely waiting for us to finish our business so he could open his adjacent car door.  And I was kinda sorta standing on the white line.

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Oh dude.  Oh dude.

And when Itty Bit turned to the source of the sound, I may or may not have shrieked and re-aimed him by his shoulders while jumping out of the way.

Who says I can’t multi-task?

Dude, you so owe me.  I am never gonna live this one down…

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Does it make me an exceptionally dedicated blogger that I snapped this picture on our way out, or am I just weird?  Wait, don’t answer that ;)

 

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Please make me feel better!  Prove I’m not the only one with crazy busted moments!  Link up below and we’ll be around to enjoy your stories too!

 

25 comments:

Shana said...

Umm, I totally do this all the time. Blaze is terrified of public bathrooms since one of the auto toilets in walmart scared him and he will not use one for his life. So, we do the blocking with the door thing too. Oh well, he is 3. I figure it won't scar anyone for life. I am so laughing that you took the pic though. Awesome.

Angie Vik said...

I had a good laugh over this. I'm sure the man was once a little boy who had to improvise a time or two in his youth. Reminds me of the time my 3-year-old nephew was going the bathroom and I called his name for some reason and he turned his whole body instead of just his head.

Mom of M&Ms said...

ROFL.. but as to yesterdays post.. I think that you may have been misled by the mother's of daughters.. that is all I am saying...

Kmama said...

That is hilarious that you took a picture. Such dedication to blogging!

Foursons said...

Dedicated to the core!

I am cracking up that you didn't check to see if anyone was in the car next to you. Bwhahahahahaha.

I have done the same thing w/my boys and I got some really disgusted looks from an elderly couple in the Walmart parking lot one time. But hey- when the kid has to go he HAS to go! And honestly, the Walmart parking lot is probably cleaner than the bathroom in the store.

Lori said...

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

Beth Zimmerman said...

I think I said this yesterday but ... I love that kid! And his mama! :)

robin said...

LMAO!!! I love that you took a picture before leaving! I am wondering why the guy couldn't have waited 30 more seconds until Itty Bit was finished! I'm sure he could have figured out was going on?!? I've definitely done that before with my kiddos! (Yes, even with the girls, lol!)

Furry Bottoms said...

hehehe!!! :) Let me think. I know that once when my niece was about 6 mos old or so... my sister was moving down to CA from here. The baby started crying... hungry crying... so my sister pulled into a gas station, found what she thought was a secluded parking spot near the back of the gas station. She whipped out her boob and got ready to nurse the baby. One side finished, she switched boobs and didn't bother covering up the first boob. She was tired! Been driving with two little kids for 13+ hours. Anyway, as the baby was finishing up, my sister finally started to look around and noticed that there was a video camera hanging from the wall directly in front of her. Aimed at her. A security camera for that part of the parking lot, I suppose?

Stacy said...

LOL...too funny! When we had a bunch of boys over for a playdate we noticed they didn't come in and use the bathroom really at all. Plenty of corners and a high fence = no need to come inside to go potty. I always envied the boys when it came to long trail rides. Much easier to pee standing up!

singedwingangel said...

BWHAHAH at least the guy was nice about it.

K- floortime lite mama said...

i love you !! u r amazing

Diane said...

BWA HA HAA!!! My boys will whip it out and pee anywhere if I don't watch them like a hawk and they are 11 and 7 now so it is NOT cute any more.
Oh, and I read your post about your root canal and as scary as it sounds, the price, that I got today from the endodontist office is waay more scary! I'm still trying to recover from that little shock. Did I mention I don't have dental insurance?! ugh.

kc said...

Doodles does it all the time...I am thinking that I may have to stop that sometime soon :) As far as CoolDude; been there done that but took a much different route - What, it was summer he was there and I was like I can move and you can take over here if ya want......but nature has to be done. I'm sure you have had those days. He laughed, very hard actually -- hmmmmmm.

Dedicated! Very, very dedicated......

deepintheheartoftexas2 said...

That is too funny. I love the pic of you when you where pregnant.

Michelle said...

Oh.My.Word!! That is hilarious! You've got 2 hands full with that boy!

Presley family said...

Is is bad to say that I wish that I could do this. Girls are so much more drama... true story... we were at the park regan had to pee. I said ok took her behind the tree hand her stand on my feet and I was helping her lean back. she thought she heard someone coming and jumped.... yes, pee all over her and ME!!!! wink!

HeatherOz said...

Hahahaha! Julie is right! I would rather use the parking lot than the bathroom inside Walmart. We have had similar "relieving" issues but I always look around before I let it happen!! ;)

Buckeroomama said...

I'll let you in on a secret: I carry an empty plastic bottle with me in the car for such 'emergencies.' It's so much easier with boys. Of course, that bottle doesn't help me at all with Z!

stephanie said...

OMG! That cracks me up. Last week in Target I turned around {I had been carefully comparing two cheapo shelving units} to find that my daughter had whipped off her pants and diaper and tossed them out of the cart. Shame.

Mrs Mom said...

Yeah man. The World Is Your Urinal when you are a guy ;)

On a barn call one day with both Locusts. When one has to pee, the other does too. I'm under a horse- flying solo as Dear Husband had the audacity to like, go to a j-o-b. Client coughs. Says umm.... you uh... have your hands full with those boys? I say naw not really and keep working on the horse... not looking up... Client coughs a bit again. Starts to giggle. Goes from giggle to outright belly laugh. Drops rope, horse whaps me with his head. I finally decide to look up (mostly to growl at the horse) and it dawns on me to actually LOOK at my sons.....

and there they both are. Pants down, whangers hanging in the breeze...... seeing who could pee the farthest out across the driveway.


Client was on the barn floor rolling by this time. I just sighed and finished up. Never.A.Dull.Moment.

passionofthemom said...

Holy crap, that is HYSTERICAL!!!! I hope the cool 20-year old dude appreciated the humor in the situation...;)

Alea said...

That is hysterical! Thank you for the laugh!

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