Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Facebook Status That Won’t Die

 

Do you remember that one?  The one where we started out with a rather harmless rant… and then bounced all over the place for ONE THOUSAND NINETY-SIX comments?

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Seriously – quick – go check the Readers Digest Condensed version here and I’ll wait ‘til you get back.  It is pee your pants funny (I have hilarious bloggy friends)

Well… my super-duper-famous-photographer friend that came to visit a couple weeks ago happened to be familiar with that particular conversation.

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(Yes, I get moonie-eyes when I smile.  The more I squint, the happier I am)

See, we took her down to the water’s edge so she could experience the Pacific Ocean on her toes (you’re welcome Dana, for not posting that picture… I love that you kinda sorta freaked out about it, ha! :)

While we were there, she snagged a shot of my husband holding some adorable little sand critters.

Sweet, huh?

 

Until this showed up on Facebook:

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And the beauty of it?  She captioned it, “MR. DADDY HAS CRABS”

 

Oh for the love of bladder control.

 

I about passed out when I saw it… and then guffawed my way through the comments.

If you recall this particular part of the original conversation:

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Poor Shana had taken some heat for referring to her crabs without all of the commenters realizing that Shana has HERMIT crabs.  She has NOT lived this one down.

And apparently, Mr. Daddy decided to have a little fun with this (in his quest to embarrass his wife at least once daily in a public setting):

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As if it weren’t enough to be humiliated globally… my sister delivered the punchline:

 

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(Yes, I realized that I misspelled “someone”, and that is royally bugging me.  However, give me credit for typing semi-coherently when I was about to wet myself)

Thanks Dana and Shana for being such good sports!  I mean, even if you do have an unhealthy obsession with crabs…

Now that you’re reading here… are YOU afraid to comment? :)

 

Disclaimer #1:  No crabs were harmed in the making of this post.

Disclaimer #2:  My husband does not, I repeat, NOT, have crabs.

33 comments:

Shana said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!! My crabs are infamous...or is it famous? Great, now I am confused and need to google. Seriously though Batman, crabs are awesome and mine are way cooler than that itty bitty wild crab. Lovin' Dana and her talent and that she got it you know. Also, love that Liz randomly shout BATMAN or GOT CRABS on my facebook wall. It is awesome. This is definitely the convo that will always be remembered for sure. By the way, I almost sent Mr Daddy some Batman under roos but they didn't have his size. Well, not that I know his size, I would totally just be guessing. On another note Chris received Batman under roos at our wedding reception. I told you he was serious about it.

Tamar SB said...

OH MY GOSH!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard this morning I was crying! This is so funny!

Mom of M&Ms said...

There is a reason I do not facebook... This is not it...

stephanie said...

ahahaha I love your stories they crack me up!

Bethany said...

Hilarious! Good facebook buddies are the best. I read Tiffany's recap...one of the many reasons I found my way over here. :)

Kmama said...

I love facebook. I mean, I hate it, but I love it because you can do this kind of stuff!! So funny.

heather said...

Yes he does. I see them!!


(I can't get to your email, but my experience with my boys in their tweens leads me to believe the only problems are B.O. and endless eating.)

Heather said...

this is amazing. we should be facebook friends just so i can get in on these convos.

Mrs Mom said...

LOLOLOL Y'all... yer just. Not. Right.


And we LOVE you for it!!!!!

Stacy said...

LOL...I saw that picture on Facebook when she posted it, but didn't go back to see the "conversation". It was a sweet shot, but somehow I knew there would be shenanigans about it. ;)

myletterstoemily said...

ha ha! you guysa are too funny! you have WAY
better FB conversations than i do!

Emmy said...

It is crazy how long your FB conversations go-too funny

GunDiva said...

How did I miss this?!

NaomiG said...

Ah, I love FB... that is an epic, awesome status update/comment sequence. SO SO SO Funny. And, I love that my kids random song/insult/retort made it into it. :-)

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