There’s a special kind of danger in being a deaf chick who can speak.
I’m afraid this dude learned it today.
See, he called.
And the phone rang and rang and rang until I saw the light.
The beauty of Caller ID: I knew at once that he was the guy I’d been waiting for.
Poor Itty Bit was confused as his momma grabbed the phone and quickly punched TALK.
Hi! Sorry… not interested… we’re being raptured today!”