Because life is just so wonky right now… all I have is crazy snippets of the wackiest stuff.
Like the fact that I got this little lovely in the mail yesterday:
Whew! I’m so glad they let me know A DOCUMENT IS ENCLOSED! I would have hated to get all excited opening it to find nothing.
And even better? It’s a REMINDER that goshdarnit, they’ve sent me a sales pitch once, now they’re reminding me that I haven’t bought their super-duper credit monitoring service.
But hey, I got a DOCUMENT, so I’m gold :)
A “document” that I really, really loved? The birthday card I picked out for my mom :)
Adding to the hilarity is that this “short” thing is three generations old:
Grandma on the left, friend Sally in pink, my mom, and yours truly. All fun size.
Plus we celebrated May-May’s birthday:
and Father’s/Grandpa’s Day:
Let it be known that my own father has grievously wounded me by declaring such nonsense as to forbid any photo of him to be found on my blog (collective gasp!)
So Dad, here’s what you’ve reduced me to. Posting photos of your gift.
Yeah, it’s a sad day.
I turned around to check on Itty Bit in the car and hollered OHMYGOSH!
If you yell “OHMYGOSH” at a half-asleep kid, he’ll freak out and yell back
OHMYGOSH WHAT? WHAT? WHAT??????????
The Blue Measles – guaranteed to appear whenever you have a photo shoot planned.
Cure = Mom’s spit. Highly painful – if the wailing is any indicator.
What was even funnier, was when the lady getting out of her car saw it!
Who on earth leaves a guard chihuahua on TOP of their car in the bank parking lot?
And who on earth takes pictures of random cars while they’re stuck in the drive up line?
(A diehard blogger, that’s who :)
As if I weren’t accident prone enough?
Our snow cone maker kinda sorta exploded.
And in cleaning up the mess, I asked Itty Bit to please throw me the dishtowel.
I forgot that he’s been practicing lately…
He launched this crazy pitch with the towel… which hit me square in the face and wrapped around my head.
I was mummified except for one eye.
He looked at me with a look of appropriate shock and said reverently,
“GOOD CATCH MOM!”
Oh, and Boing?
Itty Bit’s new catchall answer for any and everything.
Honey, do you want some string cheese?
Honey, it’s time for a bath.
Honey, where did you put your shoes?
Honey, if you say BOING one more time…
(50 OnceUponaMiracle points if you spotted the double eyebrows before reading this)