Anyone remember this?
Mr. Daddy: Hon?
Mr. Daddy: What is he wearing?
Rachel: What do you mean?
Mr. Daddy: You didn't put him in capris, did you?
Rachel: No. Those are board shorts.
Mr. Daddy: No they're not, they're capris.
Rachel: No honey - they're board shorts. In size 5 - I cinched up the adjustable waist.
Mr. Daddy: No, they're capris.
Rachel: Honey, they're NOT! They're board shorts and he's cute.
Mr. Daddy: (grumble grumble) putting my boy in capris....
And well… y’all kinda sorta threw me to the wolves on that one… leaving comments saying they were capris. I tell ya, the man CROWED for days.
And then… came the MANPRIS trend. I mean, the ones that looked beachy. Don’t do like I did and Google it.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
(I am more than a little disturbed by the guy with his hands on his zipper. If I were wittier, I’d come up with a whole conversation between these guys… but still, I’m a wee bit creeped out)
So fast forward a year… I tell ya, the kid does not keep weight around his tummy. The same pair of BOARD SHORTS are cinched up with a few extra inches of legs sticking out.
So just for kicks… do I you think I can call ‘em board shorts, or should I be content that Itty Bit started the manpris fad?