This was begging to be blogged.
And despite my best intentions of being witty all on my own, this puppy can stand alone.
I’m treading thin ice here between wanting to rant about this, and being totally juvenile.
We all make mistakes. I really hope that this was just a night out and that the baby isn’t in at any kind of risk. I can only imagine how incredibly embarrassed she is right now.
Are you kidding me? As much as I was trying to avoid the obvious commentary and keep the blog from popping up on some crazy searches; the comments that were left by the news readers were undeniably hilarious.
I mean, to the point of Mr. Daddy nearly driving off the road in fits of laughter as I read them to him…
Okay, okay. I’ll stop.
But only after a quick update. Apparently she’s pleading not guilty, but she’s apologized.
I really would have liked to hear that one.
"Your Honor, Officers: I apologize for what I didn’t do”.
Yeah, that one didn’t work on my mom the last time I gave my sister a world class wedgie.
(What??? That may or may not have been somewhat recently. Not that it happened or anything).
Don’t worry, we’ll be sure to keep you abreast of the situation ;)
And in the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy:
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
Lord, I apologize.