Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Lord, I apologize



This was begging to be blogged.

And despite my best intentions of being witty all on my own, this puppy can stand alone.




I’m treading thin ice here between wanting to rant about this, and being totally juvenile.




We all make mistakes.  I really hope that this was just a night out and that the baby isn’t in at any kind of risk.  I can only imagine how incredibly embarrassed she is right now.



Are you kidding me?  As much as I was trying to avoid the obvious commentary and keep the blog from popping up on some crazy searches; the comments that were left by the news readers were undeniably hilarious.

I mean, to the point of Mr. Daddy nearly driving off the road in fits of laughter as I read them to him…










Okay, okay.  I’ll stop.

But only after a quick update.  Apparently she’s pleading not guilty, but she’s apologized.

I really would have liked to hear that one.

"Your Honor, Officers: I apologize for what I didn’t do”.


Yeah, that one didn’t work on my mom the last time I gave my sister a world class wedgie.

(What???  That may or may not have been somewhat recently.  Not that it happened or anything).




Don’t worry, we’ll be sure to keep you abreast of the situation ;)


And in the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy:

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.



Lord, I apologize.


Pam Bowers said...

Funny story. Great way to end it with Larry the Cable Guy. I love him.

Lisa said...

Just in church tonight... the preacher was getting a little tongue tied and was trying to quote a verse that started with "Lord." After muttering "LORD!" three times, i leaned over to my friend and said "...I apologize..." LOL so funny on the timing of your post.

And as far as the woman and her breast milk.... thankfully she was from Ohio and not Kentucky at least! LOL Wow. Is that the womens version of 'writing your name in the snow' that men do?

K- floortime lite mama said...

Omg that is hysterical

Kmama said...

Seriously?? That's too funny. What a strange way to make the news. How embarrassing.

And those comments on the article? Hysterical!

Jess said...

Now THIS was an awesome way to start my day! And you, funny lady, have a way of raising this story to an even higher level of hilarious.

Life With the Crazies said...

Wow... just wow. I'm pretty impressed with her ability to spray in a designated direction with apparent force. That's one lucky baby.

Allenspark Lodge said...

Explain THAT to the dry-cleaners.

I once watched an old farmer "zapping" his barn cat while milking his cow. Guess he was lucky no one called the A.S.P.C.A. on him.


Beth Zimmerman said...

That was hilarious! Thanks for sharing, Rachel!

lifebythecreek said...

This could be the beginning of a brand new Olympic sport, witnessed right here at Once Upon a Miracle! Distance, accuracy, and coverage... this lady gets a 10 in every category! Or would they rate it 34, 36, 38...

Bethany said...

Wow! I really don't know what to say, but those comments were hysterical. It takes a special person to pull off a Larry the Cable Guy quote well, but you have the talent. :)

Shana said...

and please be with the starving pygmies down there in new guinea. That is all I have to say about that lol.

NaomiG said...

Wow. Just wow. Who would even think of doing that? That is HI-LAR-IOUS.

GunDiva said...

That's great! Thanks for sharing.

Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

That story cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh!

Margaret said...

Thank you I really needed this today!!!!

Emmy said...

Lol! So glad you shared this- i had missed it. Too funny. And seriously if she is a breast feeding mother- she should not be drinking that much in the first place. Okay my rant over :)

Amy said...


Tamar SB said...

What some people will do! I laughed so hard when I heard that! Ohio is a bit crazier than we all thought!

Anonymous said...

What! an entire blog post without one single picture or reference to Itty-bit??!!! (but very VERY funny!)

HeatherOz said...

Hee hee! That is hilarious. I never thought of using that as a weapon. Very interesting!

Apples and Autobots said...

OMG!!! Now THAT's how you resist arrest!!! Brings a whole new meaning to stop or I'll shoot!!

Kitchen Belleicious said...

LOL! I am laughing so hard I don;t know what to do! I think I might pass out. Now that is funny- ridiculous and just plain stupid but FUNNY! Hope you had a great 4th my sweet friend

Tiffany said...

Now that was one heck of a drinking binge.

Saimi said...

You just keep raising the bar on hilarity Missy, great post and by the way...I love that mom of yours. I can see where the funny gene comes from...starts with her, through you and down to Itty Bitty!!

Stacy said...

LOL that is too funny! I don't know how she could shoot milk on demand like that. She must be highly skilled LOL! ;)

danette said...

Bwahahahaha!! The story was funny enough, but those comments are hysterical! :)

barbara l. hale said...

Hilarious! Thanks for that. Made my day. Truth is definitely stranger than fiction.

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