Thursday, August 18, 2011

Letters of Intent - Bearer of bad news

 

 

Dear Mr. Daddy,

 

You married a city girl.

Remember?

 

Next time you tell me they shot a 450 pound bear behind our house – don’t act all surprised when I scream and nearly make you drive off the road.

 

bear

 

That’s all.

 

Love,

The Chick Who Needs Some Super Duper Mace

 

p.s.  I mean, seriously?!?  Did you SEE Legends of the Fall?

 

 

~

Got any letters to write?

Foursons

37 comments:

Mr. Daddy said...

DEAR!!!!

it's dead already.....not to worry...

nuff said....

Allenspark Lodge said...

No Rachel, you misunderstood.

"They spotted 450 pounds of berries behind you house."

Sorry for the confusion.

Bill

Rachel said...

Dude... you told me this AFTER you were on a roadtrip for a week. With your poor dear wifey at home with possibly MORE big bears... gives me the pee pee shivers!

Mr. Daddy said...

Yea Bill...
there are lots of berries back there..

just saying....

Rachel said...

Boys... y'all know that there weren't no BERRIES. Cuz the big bear already ate all of 'em...

Mr. Daddy said...

It was a BERRIE BERRIE nice little bear...:o)

Emmy said...

Holy cow that would be a big bear- yeah I would be freaking out too

HeatherOz said...

Yeah, don't you think he had family members nearby? That is a little too close for comfort! Definitely cause for "pee pee shivers". LOL

Shana said...

Where there is one, there is more. Yikes, I would have screamed too!

Mom of M&Ms said...

"pee pee shivers" ROFLM-O

sara said...

I think Mr. Daddy needs to keep his info to himself!!! :)

Brandi said...

You got the wha???? Pee pee shivers???!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yikes! So... I may need to invest in some bear spray?

Allenspark Lodge said...

You know that big gun you are holding in the picture on this blog? What great target practice! And a bear skin rug, too!
Just sayin',
Juanita

stephanie said...

a giant bear? and I lost it over a worm sized snake. I would have died. for real.

Bethany said...

Put that on my list of things I could die without knowing, please. I'd love to see a bear...far, far away.

I thought I'd die "pee pee shivers". Oh. My. Word. Girl, you are hysterical.

Furry Bottoms said...

I loved that movie, Legends of the Fall! I would be glad I wasn't there to SEE the bear, because I would have screamed! I'm glad he told you after the fact, not before. After it was all over and done with!

Foursons said...

Pee-pee shivers?! Did you really just type that? Bwhahahahahahaha.

If you have bears maybe it is a good thing that I'm staying down here. I'm not sure I could handle a bear sighting.

Thanks for linking up girly!

Amy said...

hahahaha! All you people are a hoot! We don't really have a bear problem where we live.... and I am totally glad for that!

blueviolet said...

Whaaaaaaaaaat? Scream your head off about that and don't make any apologies! That's screamworthy!

Danielle said...

EEK!!!
Oh my gosh! This.is.why.I.live.in.a.city.in.the.desert.

K- floortime lite mama said...

OMG
I cannot believe it
Is this true?
Loved reading the comments on this one

Saimi said...

OK so that is a freaking huge bear! And yes, I did see Legends of the Fall...which by the way, is the most depressing movie of all time!

RaD said...

Uh, I think I would freak out too, especially after reading today that some mom in some other country got a phone call from her daughter as the bears were eating her alive. Yikes!

lifebythecreek said...

Oh Rach, you should feel MUCH better that, as Mr. Daddy said, "It's dead already". Right. Surely all of it's kinfolk that live in the area won't be royally pissed off that somebody shot Bubba Bear and go on a rampage. Gah. Keep a close eye on your horses... they can tell you quicker than anyone when a predator is in the area...

GunDiva said...

Where are the pictures? I'd love to hunt bear and 450# sounds like a good starting point. (Sorry Rachel)

Julie said...

lol! you guys crack me up. there have been bears around here too. freaks me out.

Tiffany said...

Aww...come on! Thats just a little one!

Beth Zimmerman said...

BwaHaHaHaHa (however that's spelled)!

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