I know I have a good 20 pounds to lose.
And I am ashamed of that.
But I am not ashamed to be thoroughly convinced of this:
When you’re going to have a little something called ice cream…
that diet stuff just won’t do.
(Seriously, does anyone else think that the stuff tastes like frozen Moon Sand?)
And as an added argument… that “healthy” stuff is messier.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Just like the diet ice cream sandwich stuck all over Itty Bit.
Wait – it’s 9:45 PM… whose idea was this anyway?
Lesson #1: Objects in lens are stickier than they appear.
Lesson #2: Fake sugar does funny things to 5-year olds.
Because he sure doesn’t come by this naturally.
Mom, you’re grounded.