Momma? I already know everything about animals.
Oh really? You do? How many legs does a spider have?
Momma… spiders aren’t animals.
Come on… what’s four plus four?
Five, six, seven, eight!
Okay, and how many stomachs do cows have?
Nope… they have FOUR!
(as he looks at me with the most skeptical expression a booger-eater can make)
No really, they do! How many legs does a cow have? Two plus two…
No Momma, my turn! Two plus two is?
My turn again Momma… how many rubbers does a cow have?
Did you just say rubbers?
And that, my friends, explains this look: