Monday, September 19, 2011

Kinder Kid Know-it-all

 

Momma?  I already know everything about animals.

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Oh really?  You do?  How many legs does a spider have?

Momma… spiders aren’t animals.

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Come on… what’s four plus four?

Five, six, seven, eight!

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Okay, and how many stomachs do cows have?

One?

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Nope… they have FOUR!

(as he looks at me with the most skeptical expression a booger-eater can make)

 

No really, they do!  How many legs does a cow have?  Two plus two…

No Momma, my turn!  Two plus two is?

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Umm… four?

YES!!!

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My turn again Momma… how many rubbers does a cow have?

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Did you just say rubbers?

 

And that, my friends, explains this look:

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27 comments:

Kmama said...

Hahaha! Rubbers?? That is awesome. Thanks for the smile! I'm having a really crappy morning and that totally made me smile.

Singedwingangel said...

bwhahahah.. oh oh oh .. from the minds of kids.. I am assuming he meant UDDERS..

Mom of M&Ms said...

om my goodness.. that started my day with a snort!!!!

Janie Fox said...

bahahaha

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

LOL - the laugh I needed for my morning!! He is too cute!!

Kelly said...

Rubbers?? LOL
That is funny!

I miss that age :) Enjoy it while you can!

Aunt Crazy said...

He is so stinking adorable!!!

Bethany said...

Love! This kid is hysterical. Rubbers! Hahahaha.

GunDiva said...

So...how many rubbers does a cow have?

RaD said...

No fair! You never answered your question. Inquiring minds wanna know, ya know?

Stacy said...

Adorable pictures of your little guy. :) Yes, once they enter school they know everything. Amazing how that happens, isn't it?? ;)

Furry Bottoms said...

HA HA HA!!!!! The things kids say!! Just wait until he is old enough for you to blackmail him with that story!

Danielle said...

LOL! Oh wow! That's great!

Tamar SB said...

HAHAH he is too cute!!! And that cow is freakin' hilarious!

Shana said...

Oh my Gosh I sprinkled a little lol. Rubbers. That is too funny. Classic.

Brandi said...

*SMH* Bwahahahahaha! ;)

scooterpie said...

He never ceases to ooze cuteness!

scooterpie said...

I think the number of rubbers depends on the size of the cow!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

That was perfect! I laughed out loud, and not just the LOL type!

Foursons said...

Oh my gosh, I totally didn't see that coming! Bwhahahahaha.

I love reading how Itty Bit's mind works. He is so darn smart! And seriously, when you asked how many legs a spider has I was thinking 8, not that a spider is not an animal. Duh!

stephanie said...

rubbers!! so cute!! he is adorable!!!!

Emmy said...

Lol! That is hilarious. Love when kids know it all

Anonymous said...

So were you actually doubting that he knew EVERYTHING about animals?!!! Silly Mommy!

Saimi said...

You come up with the best posts! Those pictures of him are so dang darling and his conversation with you...well...pretty much confirms... he DOES know it all!

I couldn't stop laughing!

Marley's Mama said...

LOVE THIS!!! Reminds me of the many years I spent teaching kindergarten. They come up with some good stuff!

Anonymous said...

So I'm sensing the need for an "itty-bit" more of Itty Bit - I heard he went to the Fair?!

Jennie said...

Kids crack me up! I used to keep a notebook with all of the funny things they said at the day camp at which I worked. This would so have made the notebook :)