On the very first day?
Knocking me flat with throwing up?
Too Busy to Be Sick
Dear Kindergarten Teacher,
They don’t pay you enough…
Wandering, distracted, new to the whole obeying the teacher thing.
At the fair.
The Paranoid Mom Who Counted to Nineteen Every Few Seconds
Dear Itty Bit,
When the teacher said to make a funny face… without fail, every single kid did this:
And without fail, every single parent cracked up.
The One Who Laughed the Loudest
It was wildly UNFAIR of you to switch out the animals just before our arrival.
Thank you for leaving the baby pigs at least.
And thank you to the Barn Lady who totally photobombed this shot :)
You know how tough it is for 19 kiddies to go to the fair and be told that the animals are gone and they can’t go on the rides??? Yeah, unfair.
The Chick Who Wanted To Go On the Rides Too
SWOON! Though I can’t show your faces here so as not to freak your parents out, I love that you are such a friendly bunch.
The Chick Who Ate Up Every Single Exuberant Hug
Dear Parents of Blake, Eastin, and Ethan,
Sorry for teaching your kids the “I Know and Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly” bit…
But I guarantee you that we had the funnest car in the caravan…
The Mom Who Grinned At Hearing, “Can we do that song about the lady who eats stuff again?”
Dear Mom & Dad,
Thanks for driving that car full of kids singing.
And for taking your grandson for a motorcycle ride in the yard.
Stay tuned for everyone telling you how young you look.
Mom To the Lucky Grandkid
Dear Mr. Daddy,
Next time you wanna laugh at my horse-sneeze spattered outfit…
I’ll send the avenger!
That’s right baby! You’ve been NERFED! Boy’s got aim.
(and too big pajamas)
One Well-Defended Momma
Do up your Friday right and go check out King Julien!